I just had the most explosive diarrhea

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.happybutcher. 13 OCT 2023 a las 4:55 a. m.

I just had the most explosive diarrhea

Just as I was finishing my breakfast, I felt something in my stomach, ddin't think much of it though. Made myself a cup of coffee and started up TF2. As I was finishing a contract which was about 90% done, I really needed to go to the toilet, but I couldn't leave just yet because my progress would be reset, which would take me another 30 mins if I were to leave at that point.
It started feeling really bad, I really really needed to go. I finished the contract but couldn't leave just yet, I kid you not I sat there another 20 mins hoping the match would finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end so I could go! It finally did. I started running towards the bathroom, as I was about to sit down I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploded so hard bro ♥♥♥♥ went all over the toilet seat, maybe 10% of it managed to get in. It felt so good to finally get that ♥♥♥♥ out of me, but damn if I didn't spend like half an hour cleaning the mess. Damn, had to share this because I only thought you saw these in movies lol. yall take care.

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Tristin 13 OCT 2023 a las 5:02 a. m.

Thanks for ruining my breakfast.

Volfogg 13 OCT 2023 a las 5:08 a. m.

Sounds like... quite a bowel movement. From the sounds of it, it heavily reminds me of cesspit level in Conker's Bad Fur Day.

↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect 13 OCT 2023 a las 5:09 a. m.

TMI.

Xero_Daxter 13 OCT 2023 a las 5:12 a. m.

I remember the time I had a bowel movement. 30 miles away from the nearest gas station. Never felt so much discomfort in my entire life.

steven1mac 13 OCT 2023 a las 5:15 a. m.

https://youtu.be/6ijI4HjTGkw

xAlphaStarOmegax 13 OCT 2023 a las 5:25 a. m.

I feel your pain. Since having surgery a few years ago, whenever I eat, my food moves through me pretty rapidly, and when I have to go, it makes me get chills, nausea, and painful stomach cramps.