I just had the most explosive diarrhea

[.happybutcher.]

Just as I was finishing my breakfast, I felt something in my stomach, ddin't think much of it though. Made myself a cup of coffee and started up TF2. As I was finishing a contract which was about 90% done, I really needed to go to the toilet, but I couldn't leave just yet because my progress would be reset, which would take me another 30 mins if I were to leave at that point.
It started feeling really bad, I really really needed to go. I finished the contract but couldn't leave just yet, I kid you not I sat there another 20 mins hoping the match would finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end so I could go! It finally did. I started running towards the bathroom, as I was about to sit down I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploded so hard bro ♥♥♥♥ went all over the toilet seat, maybe 10% of it managed to get in. It felt so good to finally get that ♥♥♥♥ out of me, but damn if I didn't spend like half an hour cleaning the mess. Damn, had to share this because I only thought you saw these in movies lol. yall take care.

[Irene ❤]

Off-topic exercise song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A

[R-S!N]

lmao!! 🤣
did you have to jump in the shower to clean off your ass? or did you just use an entire roll of tp or wet wipes? ..lol never mind I don't wanna know anymore

[R-S!N]

btw, blend up some red cabbage, pumpkin seeds, kale, oatmeal, broccoli, whole milk, 1/2 apple, and drink that sh!t it makes my poo just the right consistency and streak free with virtually one wipe and done!

[.happybutcher.]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Belle the Gal:

Of all the things you could've post... how nice of you to share this...

In case this is true and not trolling, I hope you recover soon. With hydration and bland diet, things like coconut water, white rice and chicken, you should be fine in a few days. Take care Kenny :tigerinablanket:

Why would you think I'm trolling? this is a serious thing, im trying to raise awareness.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von R-S!N:

lmao!! 🤣
did you have to jump in the shower to clean off your ass? or did you just use an entire roll of tp or wet wipes? ..lol never mind I don't wanna know anymore

Man i had to take two showers after this, one after doing the deed, second after cleaning that damn thing

Ursprünglich geschrieben von R-S!N:

btw, blend up some red cabbage, pumpkin seeds, kale, oatmeal, broccoli, whole milk, 1/2 apple, and drink that sh!t it makes my poo just the right consistency and streak free with virtually one wipe and done!

I'll pass on that one but thanks lol

[Vendicator Senpai]

post about it on 4Chan's b thread in green text form