the true story about the xmas turkey

[Pieshaman]

So those fat 21kg turkeys for xmas are fed so much they can't reproduce anymore by themself.
Even if they did it could cause death to female cause the fat turkeys with their tiny pp's just crush their bodies.
To reproduce on a turkey farm you need to put your finger in a male, rub it right and suck the "milk" with a straw with your mouth (beware of not suck too hard cause then...)
then you insemninate a female with that straw and a new turkey chicken can be born.
I will never look at xmas dinner the same again, now that I have this knowledge.

[HermitTheToad]

This is why Ham is better than Turkey.

[Pieshaman]

I will edit capital T to t otherwise it looks like I talk about people from Turkey.
mb I not use the word turkey if it not about Turkey a lot.