Story

[Michael Caine]

Let's start a story, every person has to write something to make a story.
I'll start.

One day I was playing videogames and I heard some strange noises coming from the outside.
I... ( you continue )

[Naedmi]

Ran Outside to check on the noises and...


This game never ends well.

[Loki]

BADGES! badges everywhere!

[Michael Caine]

I saw something that disturbed me, it was...

[Naedmi]

Then the badge Gods came and deemed Loki unworthy for such a badge post.

Gabe Newell, He took my....

[Zespri]

Wallet! I opened it up...and it was full of blood.

[Naedmi]

Then the ground shakes and I hear a loud roar, I....

[Emilio]

See lord Gaben. He was just standing there menacingly. When...

[Acey]

He saw the wallet with blood and turned it into blood money and something came out from the ground..

[Michael Caine]

At first I didn't recognize it, but then...

[Paintbrush Poltergeist]

Publicado originalmente por Phoenix:

At first I didn't recognize it, but then...

I saw it was a very hungry Gabe Newell. He leaned over me and said "Say boy, didn't you know I've got another sale on?" with a grin.

"N-n-no I didn't G-g-gabe" I replied cautiously. He clapped his hands together gleefully. "Splendid" he said "Let's remorgage your home so you can afford all these 90% off's".

[Saint Pablo]

Publicado originalmente por Fox-Chases-Bunny:

Publicado originalmente por Phoenix:

At first I didn't recognize it, but then...

I saw it was a very hungry Gabe Newell. He leaned over me and said "Say boy, didn't you know I've got another sale on?" with a grin.

"N-n-no I didn't G-g-gabe" I replied cautiously. He clapped his hands together gleefully. "Splendid" he said "Let's remorgage your home so you can afford all these 90% off's".

The smell of onions filled the room.Shrek then crashed through the window and tackled gaben to the floor,causing the san Andreas fault to rip open,creating an earthquake destroying most of Cali.
Gaben then whispers into Shrek's ear,"Welcome to our latest installment",and the two blast off through the house into the air as they have an epic fight.Everything on Steam becomes 99% off.Onions have replaced all the food in the world.Onion juice starts to flood into the ocean,causing an event so disastrous it's called....

THE SHREKONING

[Paintbrush Poltergeist]

Publicado originalmente por Greed:

Publicado originalmente por Fox-Chases-Bunny:

I saw it was a very hungry Gabe Newell. He leaned over me and said "Say boy, didn't you know I've got another sale on?" with a grin.

"N-n-no I didn't G-g-gabe" I replied cautiously. He clapped his hands together gleefully. "Splendid" he said "Let's remorgage your home so you can afford all these 90% off's".

The smell of onions filled the room.Shrek then crashed through the window and tackled gaben to the floor,causing the san Andreas fault to rip open,creating an earthquake destroying most of Cali.
Gaben then whispers into Shrek's ear,"Welcome to our latest installment",and the two blast off through the house into the air as they have an epic fight.Everything on Steam becomes 99% off.Onions have replaced all the food in the world.Onion juice starts to flood into the ocean,causing an event so disastrous it's called....

THE SHREKONING

All the land mass is replaced by swamps, onion farms and fields of dank swamp kush. All Farquaad worshippers are eaten alive during the Orge uprising. The average male penis size grows from 5.5 inches, to 7 feet. The world knows a peace like no other.

[Saint Pablo]

Publicado originalmente por Fox-Chases-Bunny:

Publicado originalmente por Greed:

The smell of onions filled the room.Shrek then crashed through the window and tackled gaben to the floor,causing the san Andreas fault to rip open,creating an earthquake destroying most of Cali.
Gaben then whispers into Shrek's ear,"Welcome to our latest installment",and the two blast off through the house into the air as they have an epic fight.Everything on Steam becomes 99% off.Onions have replaced all the food in the world.Onion juice starts to flood into the ocean,causing an event so disastrous it's called....

THE SHREKONING

All the land mass is replaced by swamps, onion farms and fields of dank swamp kush. All Farquaad worshippers are eaten alive during the Orge uprising. The average male penis size grows from 5.5 inches, to 7 feet. The world knows a peace like no other.

Snoop Dogg turns into Swamp Dawg,smoking all the fine weed there is.The whole world gets high and watches as Gaben and Shrek duke it out middar above the crumbling Cali.Tsar Nukes implode whenever they clash,leaving everything around them dead in nuclear waste.Many of Shrek's followers begin a war with Gaben's followers.New York is taken as their "Swamp" where men become ogres.Soon,civil war breaks out in America.

Then out of the ground off the coast of Cali,a giant tsunami is caused by none other than...

GODZILLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4b6fasaJ7M

[Paintbrush Poltergeist]

Publicado originalmente por Greed:

Snoop Dogg turns into Swamp Dawg,smoking all the fine weed there is.The whole world gets high and watches as Gaben and Shrek duke it out middar above the crumbling Cali.Tsar Nukes implode whenever they clash,leaving everything around them dead in nuclear waste.Many of Shrek's followers begin a war with Gaben's followers.New York is taken as their "Swamp" where men become ogres.Soon,civil war breaks out in America.

Then out of the ground off the coast of Cali,a giant tsunami is caused by none other than...

GODZILLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4b6fasaJ7M

Shrek and Gaben call a truce and unite in order to defeat Godzilla. Shrek weilds his manly appendige like a baseball bat and does critical hits on Godzilla every 5 seconds. Gaben uses his manly body to absorb blows and instantly regenerate. He crushes his own glasses and summons a "100% off every Steam game sale" to appear inside of Godzillas heart. The entire worlds population scurry to Godzilla and tear him to tiny peices.