is farting in public nasty?

[mai72]

Imagine this...

You're in line waiting to be checked out for groceries. Then I come into the mix, and lay the nastiest wettest and dirtiest loudest fart you had ever seen!! It sticks so bad. I say oh may lawd as a joke. We laugh or do we?

[Vendicator Senpai]

Me when I make a huge stinky fart within a large crowd: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY&pp=ygUOYnVyeSB0aGUgbGlnaHQ%3D

[Masque]

"If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.”

― Mao Zedong, Selected Works of Mao Tse-tung: Volume VIII

[Xautos]

i've farted some silent deadly ones out over the years, people smell it and get accused of doing the fart (whoever smelt it, dealt it), when appropriate i laugh along with everyone else as a release from being the one who did it, that way once the merry-go-round comes to me i don't have a guilty look about me and can pass it off to the next person.

i can tell you the ones i can do are so smelly, people in the area believe someone laid a loaf somewhere, and the smell pervades the room for minutes before it subsides. if i'm lucky i can do another quiet one and the smell lasts for quite a while. those types of farts are best done when you are near the point you actually got to go for the toilet.

[Thadeus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jSOf_53Kbw

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Nope it's better to let it rip. I have when 2 people are standing in an isle and blocking it cause they are talking and don't want to move I make them move with out saying a word.

[Thadeus]

Remember this. I laughed my ass off back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0GBInxADs&t

[Xero_Daxter]

When you try to fart silently but you suddenly crapped yourself.

[76561198356019466]

I wouldn't recommend lighting one in public.

That can be a fire hazard.

[Thermal Lance]

If you think farting in public is acceptable. You never met the living bioweapon I am.

[Raelic]

I think you should make every effort to avoid it. It shouldn't be common.

[Ganger]

Breaking wind in public on purpose is a arrestable offence in alot of countries including the UK. In the UK your unlikely to be arrested for farting, but it has happen in the past.

[S22]

Gassing has been seen as an effective way of keeping people out of your zone of control for basically a 100 years. It's the most efficient way of getting rid of people.

[RE5157ANC3]

a gentlemen that couldnt hold his gas should walk at least 10 to 15 feet away and turn away from people and then politely leak the gas from the ass as discretly as possible. possibly disappear aftewards to avoid being identified as the pig.

[Ganger]

We all know that one person (always male) who proudly breaks wind all the time and laughs about it.

[S22]

Originally posted by Ganger:

We all know that one person (always male) who proudly breaks wind all the time and laughs about it.

True story.