is farting in public nasty?

[mai72]

Imagine this...

You're in line waiting to be checked out for groceries. Then I come into the mix, and lay the nastiest wettest and dirtiest loudest fart you had ever seen!! It sticks so bad. I say oh may lawd as a joke. We laugh or do we?

[BlackBloodGhost]

I'd just laugh.

/me farts

Oof. That one smells a bit, well I'm off. Have a good day, I'll just leave that here.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Nah, public areas are pvp zones.

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

Originally posted by ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

Nah, public areas are pvp zones.

100%! If one has gas, then its not bad, its the start of a gas war!

[Electric Cupcake]

It's never not funny. Prudes who think toilet humor went out of style after the 90s can kiss my not-yet-middle-aged arse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq3ySX8zeaU

[DarkCrystalMethod]

If you're over a certain age never trust a fart.
Also never light it.(And no, don't get someone else to light it for you)

[Pierce Dalton]

No I won't laugh I'll run away from you.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Cover it up by coughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBx4Kak9TDc

[< Masterless >]

I'd rather prioritise what I shouldn't be inhaling and keep my distance from you.

[Dutchgamer1982]

I likely will give you a foul look.. and look down on you.. If you actually laugh about it.. I might openly call you out for the lowbrow you are.

if you do that trick in my class you bet i give you a stone cold look and point to the door.. and you better npt give another beep and go to detention where you belong.
I dont even speak in such a case the look of utter disgrace is enough.

farting in public.. it can happen by accident.. but you feel it coming.. you leave your spot in the isle.. and walk to a spot in the store where currently nobody is.. and pray this one is a silent one.
and leave the spot of the crime silently and quickly.
-if one slips out by accident near others.. it should NOT be "loudest and wettest" after all you should be fighting to keep it in.. it only get that loud when you put force behind it.
-and such an accident should be followed by a well ment pardon parfon terribly sorry..

not a laugh like a lowbrow or an infantile.

I never got whats so funny about putting others in your stench.. not even when I was a child.. it does not amuse me.

[nullpo]

After reading the premise, I'd just silently judge you if you do that.

couldn't care less. it's bodily function and you can't control it. if you feel it coming though, do get away first. but if you didn't feel it coming and you fart in public, no biggie.

[vkobe]

sometime it is just your butt doesnt let you the choice

[Heraclius Caesar]

It's unhealthy to hold in a fart, better to let it out regardless of where you are

[Skade]

its only nasty if you ♥♥♥♥ yourself in public.

[always superspecial]

Just imagine another ass molecules enter your nostrils

[AerSilver ♞]

Originally posted by mai72:

is farting in public nasty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uTMm9pbZ8