Nature loves crabs

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Next step is crab and there absolutely is absolutely nothing no one can do about it.
Become crab.
Crabs.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

You can pour gasoline on them to kill them, I learned that in Italian class instead of Italian. Good times.

No I wasn't going to pour gasoline on my balls and light them on fire like I think you was hinting at. I got a prescription shampoo from my doctor that killed them. But it was fun sleeping with my ex girlfriends best friend and passing on my ex's gift.

You don't light it the gasoline you just pour it on and it just poisons them and you wash it off, I mean I never tried it but my Italian teacher swore by it.

Passing STDs around like that for spite is pretty gross tho. So I can't condone it.

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引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

No I wasn't going to pour gasoline on my balls and light them on fire like I think you was hinting at. I got a prescription shampoo from my doctor that killed them. But it was fun sleeping with my ex girlfriends best friend and passing on my ex's gift.

You don't light it the gasoline you just pour it on and it just poisons them and you wash it off, I mean I never tried it but my Italian teacher swore by it.

Oh thought that is what you was hinting at. Like an old wives tale was to have someone piss in your ear to cure an ear infection.

But pouring gasoline on your privates probably can cause a major problem so I wouldn't recommend that to anyone at all. More so to women. As it might cause them to get a major infection in their who ha.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

You don't light it the gasoline you just pour it on and it just poisons them and you wash it off, I mean I never tried it but my Italian teacher swore by it.

Oh thought that is what you was hinting at. Like an old wives tale was to have someone piss in your ear to cure an ear infection.

But pouring gasoline on your privates probably can cause a major problem so I wouldn't recommend that to anyone at all.

getting crabs is also a major problem so I would suggest not getting it the first place. That's why foreplay is important you can get a view of whats going on and back out if you need to.

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引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

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Oh thought that is what you was hinting at. Like an old wives tale was to have someone piss in your ear to cure an ear infection.

But pouring gasoline on your privates probably can cause a major problem so I wouldn't recommend that to anyone at all.

getting crabs is also a major problem so I would suggest not getting it the first place.

Well how was I to know my ex cheated on me got crabs and didn't tell me till my balls was itching. So I had no say in it at all. I wasn't going looking for it.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

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引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

getting crabs is also a major problem so I would suggest not getting it the first place.

Well how was I to know my ex cheated on me got crabs and didn't tell me till my balls was itching. So I had no say in it at all. I wasn't going looking for it.

Foreplay is a nice way to see whats going on, you can see them in there, they aren't microscopic.

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引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

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Well how was I to know my ex cheated on me got crabs and didn't tell me till my balls was itching. So I had no say in it at all. I wasn't going looking for it.

Foreplay is a nice way to see whats going on

Who has time foreplay in a dressing room.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

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引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

Foreplay is a nice way to see whats going on

Who has time foreplay in a dressing room.

People that don't want crabs I imagine. Also if you are doing it in a public place like that signs point to shes a lusty lady.

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引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

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Who has time foreplay in a dressing room.

People that don't want crabs I imagine.

Like I said dude I didn't know she had crabs from cheating on me. We was together for months did it hundreds of times never thought she would cheat on me.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

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引用自 Sarge the "Who Gave Me Beer" Dog：

People that don't want crabs I imagine.

Like I said dude I didn't know she had crabs from cheating on me. We was together for months did it hundreds of times never thought she would cheat on me.

Mistakes were indeed made my friend. Its better to scout before rushing head first into danger. You never know who is SUS among us. AMOGUS!

[R-]

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[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

引用自 R-：

https://store.steampowered.com/app/774801/Crab_Champions/

Absolutely fantastic roguelike

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