Best Joke you have heard .

[Mufasa]

keep me entertained for a bit....

[Happy Tobaccy]

What do you call an oil tycoon that is so aggressive in business, that he invades other countries?

George W. Bush

[Unexpected]

do i dare push the bounderies of political correctness to make a joke? of course i will! what do you call an obnoxious person who finds it funny to insult people for no particual reason? charlie hebdo

[RAVA]

hahahaahhahaahhahahahahaha

[Freht]

A man is walking down the street when he sees the oddest funeral procession coming down the street.
Two hearses driving side by side, behind which is a guy walking a huge dog, and behind him 100 men, one behind the other.
It's so strange the man is compelled to approach the guy with the dog and ask him about it.

"Well, you see... those two hearses are carrying my wife and my mother in law.
My dog here bit and killed them both."

"Can I borrow your dog?" the man jokes.

The guy says, "Get in line."

[Freht]

I think my favourite funeral joke is about the guy who invented the hokey pokey.

They were getting him in the coffin, and everything was going fine until they went to put his right foot in.

[Freht]

Postat inițial de Sly Cooper:

Not a joke exactly either, but I kind of taught this kid a thing or two...
Sorry it's a lot of links, I'm using a chromebook :l
http://gyazo.com/ba3a333a571e5054458d29728dd20cce
http://gyazo.com/7bb2142d5c5eff2aae018a05bdbf79a1
http://gyazo.com/1e8dd68e4eaba94202a04f81ba72ad14
http://gyazo.com/982367b636e38ca243ca5f95711b1751
http://gyazo.com/bfdeb690d780e57a5db3f942a236f800
http://gyazo.com/7268ca32c6a318311217610d69d6b856

This looks like to much work to care about.
All it does is make me want some gyoza. xD

[Freht]

Postat inițial de Nazi Sympathizer:

Who won the first tour de france?
German 7th Panzer Division

Not bad. I've always thought the one about 'French WWII Rifles for sale. Never fired, dropped once' was better.

[Amsel :D]

Postat inițial de FretBored:

Postat inițial de Nazi Sympathizer:

Who won the first tour de france?
German 7th Panzer Division

Not bad. I've always thought the one about 'French WWII Rifles for sale. Never fired, dropped once' was better.

No no no! You've both got the joke all wrong!
Here's how it goes.

So German agriculture was really booming, but they needed fertilizer, they had alot of unused land in the east, so they said "We'll give you all this land, for some fertilizer" to the Soviet Union.
The next day, Russia shipped 10 million corpses to Germany.

[Freht]

Postat inițial de Amsel :D:

Postat inițial de FretBored:

Not bad. I've always thought the one about 'French WWII Rifles for sale. Never fired, dropped once' was better.

No no no! You've both got the joke all wrong!
Here's how it goes.

So German agriculture was really booming, but they needed fertilizer, they had alot of unused land in the east, so they said "We'll give you all this land, for some fertilizer" to the Soviet Union.
The next day, Russia shipped 10 million corpses to Germany.

Ouch. Might be one step over the line for the Steam forums.
But it's always good to know where the line is.

[Amsel :D]

Postat inițial de FretBored:

Postat inițial de Amsel :D:

No no no! You've both got the joke all wrong!
Here's how it goes.

So German agriculture was really booming, but they needed fertilizer, they had alot of unused land in the east, so they said "We'll give you all this land, for some fertilizer" to the Soviet Union.
The next day, Russia shipped 10 million corpses to Germany.

Ouch. Might be one step over the line for the Steam forums.
But it's always good to know where the line is.

It's kind of funny how people don't realize that WW2 was won mostly by Russia "Shipping Corpses" into Eastern Europe and Manchuria.
If you look at the Statistics and add up all the allies other then the Soviets it's 0.97 million, that's quite a bit, but then you have 10 million Russians to add, and you can see why ubserd amounts of people died in that war. xD

[BLOOD ASYLUM]

I think the biggest joke is life and people who say it has meaning. What a joke that is, I have aspergers what kind of life is this no one understands me http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Possessed-Stiles-in-Teen-Wolf-Riddled.jpg

[Tricks]

A guy walks up to me and says, "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!"

I tell him, "Relax man, you're TWO TENTS!"

See, playing WoW did pay off in a long run. But I'll refrain from any Chuck Norris jokes for fear I might get mobbed.

[Crystal_Ignition (exo)]

if a joke works for you thats great, but not everyone is gona see it as well as you do

so ill just post this link
http://teamfourstar.com/video/tfs-abridged-parody-episode-1-2/