Any Math related jokes?

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Carlos Chircop 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:04am

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Terakhir diedit oleh Carlos Chircop; 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:06am

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gleofrocga 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:21am

A man is trapped inside a castle, and cannot escape because of the big walls... he only has a stick. How does the man escape?

He breaks the stick in two, two halves make one whole!

Terrible, I know...

Zespri 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:37am

Diposting pertama kali oleh Keyes:
A man is trapped inside a castle, and cannot escape because of the big walls... he only has a stick. How does the man escape?

He breaks the stick in two, two halves make one whole!

Terrible, I know...

Go back to the pokéball Keyes, you're drunk.

Skeletogne 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:41am

High Expectations Asian Parent:

Calculator?

Why not Calcunow?

Obtuse Angle:
Hi! You're a-cute angle!

Acute Angle:
Why thankyou!

Terakhir diedit oleh Skeletogne; 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:41am

Skeletogne 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:45am

Got some more:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Last night I dreamed I was weightless, and I was like, 0mg!

Surprise: I got these from google.

Fork_Q2 27 Okt 2014 @ 10:53am

Two mathematicians are in a bar. One argues that commoners know nothing of mathematics these days. The other disagrees, whereupon the first challenges him to find someone in the bar who can answer a simple calculus question. The second agrees then excuses himself to go to the toilet. On his way there, he orders some more drinks from a pretty blonde waitress, and tells her there's a handsome tip in it if she'll do him a quick favour

"Look, when you deliver the drink I'm going to ask you a question and I'd like you to answer 'one third x cubed'"

"... one thirdux cube? huh?"

"Yeah sure, that'll do"

So anyway, the mathematician returns to his friend, the drink is delivered and he asks the waitress "Now my dear, do you know what the integral of x squared dx is?"

She gives him a funny look and says "Uh, one third x cubed", then begins to walk off.

"Thank you". He then turns to his companion and says "See, told you!". At which point the waitress turns around and adds "Oh, plus a constant of integration".

http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=153689&cid=12895870

Яedly Яed.暗赤色@Tsundere-Tiddy 27 Okt 2014 @ 11:01am

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

gleofrocga 27 Okt 2014 @ 11:57am

Diposting pertama kali oleh Redly Red.2014:
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

10/10 IGN.

TeKraken 27 Okt 2014 @ 12:01pm

The constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil.

Azza ☠ 27 Okt 2014 @ 12:23pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi2Bl50XPc

Skeletogne 27 Okt 2014 @ 2:06pm

Diposting pertama kali oleh Keyes:
Diposting pertama kali oleh Redly Red.2014:
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
10/10 IGN.

It's not like I said that two posts above him or anything...

Also, don't you mean 10/1010?

Terakhir diedit oleh Skeletogne; 27 Okt 2014 @ 2:06pm

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Яedly Яed.暗赤色@Tsundere-Tiddy 27 Okt 2014 @ 2:11pm

Diposting pertama kali oleh Spooky Scary Skeletron Prime:
Diposting pertama kali oleh Keyes:
10/10 IGN.
It's not like I said that two posts above him or anything...

Also, don't you mean 10/1010?

u mad brah? Yours is not the original.

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Skeletogne 27 Okt 2014 @ 2:12pm

Diposting pertama kali oleh Redly Red.2014:
Diposting pertama kali oleh Spooky Scary Skeletron Prime:
It's not like I said that two posts above him or anything...

Also, don't you mean 10/1010?

u mad brah? Yours is not the original.

imad.

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