silverback gorilla vs 12 bodybuilders

[tonni]

who wins?

edit: it's a fight to the death in a cage, no weapons, silverback is in his primes, as are the bodybuilders

[St3amed Hams]

Messaggio originale di a gay dog:

Messaggio originale di Cat Branchman:

No doubt, gorilla. There's no way 12 people could effectively work together against a gorilla with no weapons anyway, so having more wont really help.

yes but bodybuilder could hould the gorilla down and crush him if they jump on him with 12

Let me know the next time you hold down a gorilla against its will.

[tonni]

Messaggio originale di Cat Branchman:

Messaggio originale di a gay dog:

yes but bodybuilder could hould the gorilla down and crush him if they jump on him with 12

Let me know the next time you hold down a gorilla against its will.

i totally will, but as of now it's illegal in all the countries i checked to wrestle a silverback mountain gorilla

[tonni]

Messaggio originale di Kainochi:

12 junkies/crack addicts would have a better chance than bodybuilders.

would u classify bodybuilders as junkies?

[tonni]

Messaggio originale di Kainochi:

Messaggio originale di a gay dog:

would u classify bodybuilders as junkies?

No, as bodybuilders are not desperate to get their next fix.

i'm pretty sure a lot of bodybuilders are addicted to lifting weights. in any case your original comment made no sense.

[Tony Twist's Thunderous Right]

My money's on the gorilla against twelve humans of any shape, size, or sort (assuming the humans are unarmed).

[RalphRoberts]

Messaggio originale di Larry_Nesko:

My money's on the gorilla against twelve humans of any shape, size, or sort (assuming the humans are unarmed).

12 man special forces team trained (together) in hand to hand combat and self defense with years of combat experience (as a group) vs gorilla.

Who wins?

[Radical Left Lunatic]

Messaggio originale di a gay dog:

Messaggio originale di Sleepy:

a bodybuilder couldn't do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK67kaMWN-8

its just probably really weak glass

Its only half an inch thick with pvc clue holding it together, aperantly its three layers thick so no one was ever in any danger.

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Silverback gorilla

[tonni]

Messaggio originale di RalphRoberts:

Messaggio originale di Larry_Nesko:

My money's on the gorilla against twelve humans of any shape, size, or sort (assuming the humans are unarmed).

12 man special forces team trained (together) in hand to hand combat and self defense with years of combat experience (as a group) vs gorilla.

Who wins?

gorilla. i don't think they teach hand to gorilla hand combat in special forces?

[tonni]

Messaggio originale di Khorne:

Silverback gorilla

how would gorilla win tho?

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

12 body builders will win.

we all know that (corning) gorilla (glass) always break at a certain point. :)

[Tricks]

Physical prowess has never been the human species' strong suite. No matter how well some humans can beat the crap out of other humans, we aren't built to go toe-to-toe with a gorilla or any other major predator.

It's only our ability to use tools and our intellect that make us more capable. We just aren't built to be beasts. Remember it's not brute strength that got us where we are today, it was the ability to outsmart other animals. Opposable thumbs help too I spose.

But yeah, without any kind of weapon I'd bet on the gorilla.

[Vulture]

I think the entire question lies with this, how attached (no not physically although, I s'pose that is important to) are the bodybuilders to their persons? If they are working as some sort of pseudo-hive mind where they can, without hesitation, sacrifice their person for their "team", then sure, "human fighters" win. (emphasis on the "human fighters" part due to the previous posts discussing that detail)

[Turretcube]

Do the bodybuilders get oil and if they do, does the Gorilla get some as well?

[♠ZerØ♠]

Messaggio originale di Stitches:

I think the entire question lies with this, how attached (no not physically although, I s'pose that is important to) are the bodybuilders to their persons? If they are working as some sort of pseudo-hive mind where they can, without hesitation, sacrifice their person for their "team", then sure, "human fighters" win. (emphasis on the "human fighters" part due to the previous posts discussing that detail)

Are we talking about bodybuilders now, or the Borg?

Messaggio originale di Boi Waifu:

Physical prowess has never been the human species' strong suite. No matter how well some humans can beat the crap out of other humans, we aren't built to go toe-to-toe with a gorilla or any other major predator.

It is just that touch of human arogance. We like to imagine that we are somehow superior to the other species on the planet. Oh, in intelligence, we have it in spades (maybe), but as for the rest, compared to all but the smaller predators (and including some of them) we are just naturally outclassed.

This post coult be changed to 12 bodybuilders versus a grizzly bear, and the results are going to be the same. 12 guys who are going to be very much having the worst day of their lives, and a very annoyed animal.

And then selecting bodybuilder. Good lord. And this is one you are all going to have to look up. Bodybuilders are strong, no doubt, but only in certain ways. THeir muscle mass training doesn't build for endurance, it works core muscle groups for visible effect as much as strenge, leaving other sets of muscles woefully under developred. Look at those worlds strongest man competitons. A lot of them have large arms, and some solid definition, but they definately leave the bodybuilder ideal physique. Their center mass is often a lot wider and those visible muscle groups are far less defined, because they have developed different and very key muscle groups. A body builder has strength, those guys are STRONG.

I digress.

Gorilla wins.