silverback gorilla vs 12 bodybuilders

[tonni]

who wins?

edit: it's a fight to the death in a cage, no weapons, silverback is in his primes, as are the bodybuilders

[bear]

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You really shouldnt talk absolutes on something that has never been seen or attempted. Most bodybuilders cant even walk with a proper stance. If you cant contemplate why a trained professional heavyweight fighter would be a better choice over someone that builds ineffective burst strength and girth that does nothing but limit mobility then theres no hope for you.

i still dont see how it would be a different story? what damage could mma do to a silverback gorilla?
armlock?

Being able to punch with just under 3000lbs of force and kick with close 3500lbs of force is what makes it a different story. Gorillas are absurd but vs 12 206-265lb men all able to hit like a frieght train it would be a different story. With that makeup I couldnt difnitively say who would win in my mind and neither can you. Done.

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a bodybuilder couldn't do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK67kaMWN-8

its just probably really weak glass

they wouldn't use weak glass in a zoo with dangerous animals

[tonni]

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i still dont see how it would be a different story? what damage could mma do to a silverback gorilla?
armlock?

Being able to punch with just under 3000lbs of force and kick with close 3500lbs of force is what makes it a different story. Gorillas are absurd but vs 12 206-265lb men all able to hit like a frieght train it would be a different story. With that makeup I couldnt difnitively say who would win in my mind and neither can you. Done.

i can definitely tell you that mma fighters have zero chance against a silverback gorilla. zero. chance. no contest ever. gorillas are frightenly strong and are used to fighting other gorillas. they will rip out the fighters arms, heads, legs. all the gorilla needs to do is slap 12 times and its over. human delusion

[tonni]

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its just probably really weak glass

they wouldn't use weak glass in a zoo with dangerous animals

okay ur right but i wanna know how thick that glass is and where i can buy it so i can practice and record myself breaking zoo glass.

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i still dont see how it would be a different story? what damage could mma do to a silverback gorilla?
armlock?

Being able to punch with just under 3000lbs of force and kick with close 3500lbs of force is what makes it a different story. Gorillas are absurd but vs 12 206-265lb men all able to hit like a frieght train it would be a different story. With that makeup I couldnt difnitively say who would win in my mind and neither can you. Done.

No man can even deliver half that force in punches or kicks...

[♠ZerØ♠]

Well, I personally think boxers would have a far better chance at taking a gorilla down, than MMA fighters. An MMA fighter trains to fight a human, with a humans build, center of gravity, and in a similar weight class. Nothing much but hitting a gorilla is going to work for them.

Plus the sheer diffrence in raw physical power of the King of the primates from a human would make pretty much any plan beyond hitting it as really stupid one. A gorilla can toss a fully grown man like a rag doll.

Oh, and the gorilla isn't going to be trying to fight the people that attacked it. It is going to try and bite, tear, smash and kill whatever is the threat.

Yep. My money is STILL on the gorilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQmYuvUgOs

[tonni]

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Well, I personally think boxers would have a far better chance at taking a gorilla down, than MMA fighters. An MMA fighter trains to fight a human, with a humans build, center of gravity, and in a similar weight class. Nothing much but hitting a gorilla is going to work for them.

Plus the sheer diffrence in raw physical power of the King of the primates from a human would make pretty much any plan beyond hitting it as really stupid one. A gorilla can toss a fully grown man like a rag doll.

Oh, and the gorilla isn't going to be trying to fight the people that attacked it. It is going to try and bite, tear, smash and kill whatever is the threat.

Yep. My money is STILL on the gorilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQmYuvUgOs

but boxer can't knock out a gorilla

[♠ZerØ♠]

This thread just made my brain hurt a little. Imma go now.

[tonni]

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This thread just made my brain hurt a little. Imma go now.

okay is it okay if i ask u a follow up question once u have had some rest?

[♠ZerØ♠]

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This thread just made my brain hurt a little. Imma go now.

okay is it okay if i ask u a follow up question once u have had some rest?

Go ahead and ask. Then I am gonna split.

[tonni]

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okay is it okay if i ask u a follow up question once u have had some rest?

Go ahead and ask. Then I am gonna split.

okay have u heard of PCP

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Go ahead and ask. Then I am gonna split.

okay have u heard of PCP

Are you suggesting getting all the guys drugged out of their minds, have them flip their collective minds, and rage assault a gorilla?

I think that is going to be a blood bath.

Why hasn't this been made into a game yet?

[tonni]

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okay have u heard of PCP

Are you suggesting getting all the guys drugged out of their minds, have them flip their collective minds, and rage assault a gorilla?

I think that is going to be a blood bath.

Why hasn't this been made into a game yet?

i was thining about a reality show, but i guess we have to respect some laws at least and begin with a game.

what kind of game do u think it should be? just gorilla vs PCP bodybuilders is a good title?

[St3amed Hams]

No doubt, gorilla. There's no way 12 people could effectively work together against a gorilla with no weapons anyway, so having more wont really help.

[tonni]

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No doubt, gorilla. There's no way 12 people could effectively work together against a gorilla with no weapons anyway, so having more wont really help.

yes but bodybuilder could hould the gorilla down and crush him if they jump on him with 12