HILARIOUS PUNS

[✪ david]

What do you call something that lies in the bottom of the ocean and wriggles alot

a nervous wreck

[✪ david]

what do u call a alligator with a vest

investingator

[Freht]

Now you're just spamming and will get banned.

I didn't bother making that a pun.

[✪ david]

FretBored eredeti hozzászólása:

Now you're just spamming and will get banned.

I didn't bother making that a pun.

spamming my own thread?

[Freht]

hilarious pun man eredeti hozzászólása:

FretBored eredeti hozzászólása:

Now you're just spamming and will get banned.

I didn't bother making that a pun.

spamming my own thread?

Yup. Makes the whole thing count as spam.

[Unexpected]

i kind of liked the joke about germans

[Swegkart64]

This entire thread spam makes me cry
And your spelling gave everyone cancer

[Vox]

You should get a job, writing those "jokes" in Christmas crackers.

[eram]

Some fact based headline puns by the kp man.

What's Tomato With You?:
Years ago, people thought tomatoes were poisonous. In actual fact, people were getting sick because they were eating them off lead plates.

Get A Lobe Of This:
A deaf woman is pushed against a wall and is suddenly able to hear.

I'm Kermit-ted To This Treatment:
Doctors used to put toads in people's mouths during examinations, a practice that gave us the phrase 'frog in the throat'.

Hippopota-nuse:
A circus midget is swallowed whole by a hippo that was "waiting to do its act.

Chi-cken You Believe It?:
In 1945, a farmer cut off a chicken's head but it continued to live. He then charged people to come and see it

Is That Import-ant?:
An anteater can stick its tongue in and out 160 times in a minute.