Reasons why Batman V Superman MIGHT Fail?

[Weazel49]

Don't get wrong, I want this movie to be great, but I don't think it will be just after what's going on.

1. It's a Superman Vs. Batman film - Sure, this may sound like a great idea, but if you think this way, you're kind of forgetting about the fact that going this route would piss off a bunch of people. In a film like this, there are going to be 2 communities watching this movie: the Batman fans and the Superman fans. Since this is a Superman vs Batman movie, the movie is going to cater to one specific fanbase. In a movie like this, it's going to either go down in 3 ways: A) Superman is going to beat Batman up, which caters to the Superman fans and angers the Batman fans, B) Batman is going to beat up Superman, which caters to the Batman fans and really angers the Superman fans, or C) They're not going to fight at all, which doesn't cater to anyone and both fanbases will be pretty pissed off. Plus, since these two fanbases are constantly fighting each other on the internet about which superhero is better, I don't think it's a good idea to add flame to the fire.

2. The casting - What I find worse is their casting decisions. Henry Cavill was an okay Superman. He's good and I don't have any complaints about him. I was kind of nitpicky about Ben Affleck being Batman. Even though, I am getting used to the idea, I still question this cast choice. I literally fell on the floor laughing my *donkey* off when I heard Gal Gadot was playing Wonder Woman with her skinny self. I just saw the Wonder Woman picture and it looks alright. She needs to buff up a little bit.

3. Zack Synder being the director - I literally lost hope for the movie when I figured out that Zack Synder, the director of 300 is directing Batman v Superman. Just no. Zack Synder is not a fit director for a movie at this level. Zack Synder keeps putting dark themes in his works and it doesn't fit in the Superman/Batman atmosphere, maybe for Batman, but it doesn't work, and that's why Man of Steel wasn't all that great. It's because of his stupid dark themes. Superman is supposed to be charismatic and the Superman atmosphere is supposed to be colorful, not dark and gritty. Maybe, Synder can improve, but I just don't see that happening.

Are you guys excited for this movie? What are your expectations? My expectations are super-low.

[bronze age pervert]

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Początkowo opublikowane przez Cardboard Incarnate:

D) some other superhero joins and beats both of them

I would laugh so hard if Aquaman just rides the Kracken and kills them both. I would love the movie forever.

Or Polka-dot Man.
He exists, look it up.

[DeliWitch]

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Początkowo opublikowane przez Creepypasta-Inferno:

I would laugh so hard if Aquaman just rides the Kracken and kills them both. I would love the movie forever.

Or Polka-dot Man.
He exists, look it up.

Oh, I know. Ever heard of Kiteman? He is the best.

[bronze age pervert]

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Or Polka-dot Man.
He exists, look it up.

Oh, I know. Ever heard of Kiteman? He is the best.

Calender Man could easily take him in a fight.

[DeliWitch]

Początkowo opublikowane przez GarnetSnatcher:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Creepypasta-Inferno:

Oh, I know. Ever heard of Kiteman? He is the best.

Calender Man could easily take him in a fight.

No way dude, Egg-Fu would kill em all.

[Fork_Q2]

Condiment Man, anyone?

[DeliWitch]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Fork_Q2:

Condiment Man, anyone?

OH, all my yes

[Eat3n]

Początkowo opublikowane przez dylanhbradley:

Also, we are sick of superhero movies.

Said everyone.

It's getting there i will agree with you.

[Eat3n]

I am keeping my expectations low for the Batman-Superman movie as well as the new Star Wars. I had high hopes that were dashed with the Hobbit movies when i discovered Peter Jackson had gone all George Lucas prequels on the story and turned them into ♥♥♥♥. Damn you Peter George Lucas Jackson!

For Batman, i still remember Daredevil and Afflecks horrible horrible acting so i'm keeping my expectations low because i honestly expect "Daredevil" Batman.

[RalphRoberts]

What's the point of watching a movie where an invincible flying alien fights a rich orphan? We all know the flying alien is going to win with one punch, barring any deus ex machina crap...

[Hopper]

This ends in 1 of 2 ways.
1: Batman pulls a kryptonite device out and wins.
2: Superman crushes batman because he is OP

[Fork_Q2]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Ericrct:

This ends in 1 of 2 ways.
1: Batman pulls a kryptonite device out and wins.
2: Superman crushes batman because he is OP

3. Superman has Bats by the balls, and then Wonder Woman saves him in the nick of time, and they team up against Lex Luthor.

Roll credits.

[DeliWitch]

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This ends in 1 of 2 ways.
1: Batman pulls a kryptonite device out and wins.
2: Superman crushes batman because he is OP

3. Kiteman comes and shreks all of them

[SHOUTZ]

superman a bit underrated

[DeliWitch]

Początkowo opublikowane przez shoutz:

superman a bit underrated

Kiteman is underrated

[DeliWitch]

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Meanwhile in the cafe...
http://youtu.be/3B96ctffVp8

Kiteman should be there