You know those Xmas tree ornaments that are tiny Xmas trees?

[Devsman]

They should make ornaments for those. Some of them come with ornaments glued on. But they should make itty bitty ornaments with itty bitty hangers so you can customize the ornaments on your trees on you tree.

Bonus points if the itty bitty ornaments are teeny tiny widdle bitty inky shrinky Xmas trees.

[Psycho]

I saw a picture of someone's dad's christmas tree and it was just one of those little car freshener xmas trees that was hanging over a pile of presents

[MinionJoe]

Psycho původně napsal:

I saw a picture of someone's dad's christmas tree and it was just one of those little car freshener xmas trees that was hanging over a pile of presents

They should make ornaments for the air fresheners too.

[Devsman]

Psycho původně napsal:

I saw a picture of someone's dad's christmas tree and it was just one of those little car freshener xmas trees that was hanging over a pile of presents

That's what it takes to be sarcastic or intentionally lazy about Christmas.

I was gonna buy a twenty pack of tiny "bottle brush" Xmas trees and throw nineteen of them away just to put one of them on my desk at work as a joke, but turns out OTHER PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE DID THIS DEAD-ASS SERIOUSLY.

So I had to get even more blunt with it and just draw the laziest Xmas tree I could on my whiteboard. People still didn't get the joke, so I captioned it "There. I decorated." And ONLY THEN do people start commenting.

[Grendalcat]

Devsman I like your idea. Infinite regression Christmas tree!

[Violeta]

Why do people worship a living tree, when we live in dead ones that shelter us?

Was there Xmas trees in the middle east, did the 3 wise men find one there at the birth?

[Devsman]

⛧ původně napsal:

Why do people worship a living tree, when we live in dead ones that shelter us?

Was there Xmas trees in the middle east, did the 3 wise men find one there at the birth?

I dunno, mine is made of of metal and plastic.

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Jesus is the reason for the season. Don't take Christ out of Christmas.

[Devsman]

Dr. Johnny Fever původně napsal:

Jesus is the reason for the season. Don't take Christ out of Christmas.

Don't worry, X is an old abbreviation for Christ. Older than the English language itself.

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Devsman původně napsal:

Dr. Johnny Fever původně napsal:

Jesus is the reason for the season. Don't take Christ out of Christmas.

Don't worry, X is an old abbreviation for Christ. Older than the English language itself.

They started that because of separation of church and state. Hence why it's called railroad xing and not crossing cause it had the word cross in it.

[Tonepoet]

This is the sort of suggestion a person makes when they want to use the christmas tree ornament as a substitute for an actual christmas tree because it's smaller than even the smallest christmas tree, and thus easier to decorate.

It won't work though. Your tree needs to be at least big enough to fit the largest gift under, so unless you only got your kid a tootsie roll and a peppermint for christmas, you have to use an actual tree.

Preferably one big enough to at least fit a megazord toy.

[L1qu1dator]

Yo dawg! I heard you like tree ornaments, so we added some tree ornaments to your tree ornaments on your tree's ornaments.

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Always get at least a 8 foot real pine tree.

[Devsman]

Tonepoet původně napsal:

This is the sort of suggestion a person makes when they want to use the christmas tree ornament as a substitute for an actual christmas tree because it's smaller than even the smallest christmas tree, and thus easier to decorate.

It won't work though. Your tree needs to be at least big enough to fit the largest gift under, so unless you only got your kid a tootsie roll and a peppermint for christmas, you have to use an actual tree.

Preferably one big enough to at least fit a megazord toy.

No, of course I didn't get Little Devsman a Tootsie roll AND a peppermint.

Dr. Johnny Fever původně napsal:

Always get at least a 8 foot real pine tree.

But my ceilings are only six and a half feet high

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Devsman původně napsal:

Tonepoet původně napsal:

This is the sort of suggestion a person makes when they want to use the christmas tree ornament as a substitute for an actual christmas tree because it's smaller than even the smallest christmas tree, and thus easier to decorate.

It won't work though. Your tree needs to be at least big enough to fit the largest gift under, so unless you only got your kid a tootsie roll and a peppermint for christmas, you have to use an actual tree.

Preferably one big enough to at least fit a megazord toy.

No, of course I didn't get Little Devsman a Tootsie roll AND a peppermint.

Dr. Johnny Fever původně napsal:

Always get at least a 8 foot real pine tree.

But my ceilings are only six and a half feet high

Get a 8 foot tree and cut off 2 and a half feet.

Then after christmas you will have fire wood.

[kingjames488]

ya... cuz I want to worry about smaller ornaments falling off of my ornaments >.>