robbing a bank

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if you had the opportunity to rob a sperm bank, would you?

[Sidakte]

Цитата допису crunchyfrog:

Цитата допису Sidakte:

lmfaooooo i can't even lol 😂😂😂😂
opening their trenchcoats and vials of ice cold jizz hanging, "you in bro? i got the best jizz in the hood"

I could imagine there's a joke in here somewhere.

"I bought a vial from you a few months ago and my offspring now looks like a German Shepherd - where did you get this from?"

mixed samples lmao "my dealer gave em to me i just sell them don't look at me"

[Tonepoet]

An awful lotta people are assuming that you're robbin' the place for the jizz when the question does not specify what you'd be stealing.

I mean, a sperm bank likely has as much money as any other business and I dunno, maybe they have some valuable medical supplies or some sorta rare vintage porno. mag. that hits all the right fetishes. Surely they won't miss just one porno. mag., right?

Not that I'm saying I'd rob the joint. I'm not a robber. I'm just pointin' out' that there's more to consider stealing than just the jizz.

[Dracoco OwO]

If i somehow did i'd give it to that Russian dude named Semen Semenov he like sperm apparently.

[Sidakte]

Цитата допису Tonepoet:

An awful lotta people are assuming that you're robbin' the place for the jizz when the question does not specify what you'd be stealing.

I mean, a sperm bank likely has as much money as any other business and I dunno, maybe they have some valuable medical supplies or some sorta rare vintage porno. mag. that hits all the right fetishes. Surely they won't miss just one porno. mag., right?

Not that I'm saying I'd rob the joint. I'm not a robber. I'm just sayin' that there's more to consider stealing than just the jizz.

this is actually true. but, probably the sperm bank has all their money in the other regular bank.
so there isn't anything of value in the sperm bank other than well, jizz and of course retro vintage porn magazines. assuming the magazines wouldn't really bring anything of value if sold, what remains is the jizz. now jizz needs liquid nitrogen to be transferred as it was stated, otherwise it will die and perish. wouldn't do it either though.

[Tiberius]

Цитата допису Sidakte:

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

You can still dodge it, by simply leaving your country.
Greece is a EU country and you can EASILY work and rent a flat in any other EU country of your choice, this isn't a hard thing to manage really and other EU countries don't care if you dodged the draft in Greece or not.

I would not even want to stay in a country where they try to ruin my future and charge me 10k just because I don't want to be a tool for the government for a year or two, lol.

sure that's an argument but i never wanted to leave the country anyway, i already had a job waiting for me after the service. so i said duck it, i'm gonna do it and be done with it. plus if you leave the country for not doing service time, the state marks you and upon reentering for any reason the military police comes and arrests you or the regular police come and inform you that you must go through court martial for this reason. which could lead to jail.

it wasn't a pleasant experience, i felt disgusted by many stuff i saw and heard there, it pushed me to my limits because to my misfortune i was also placed on a NATO base on an airborne battalion and my expertise was also hard as well. well, at least i was exercising daily lol.

I was drafted to an elite battalion with the German military and I hated it. Luckily here we have democratic laws that allow us to dodge the draft in a legal manner.

[Rendezvous 9]

You shouldn't fight the law because law always win.

[Triple G]

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

I was drafted to an elite battalion with the German military and I hated it. Luckily here we have democratic laws that allow us to dodge the draft in a legal manner.

While You can´t be drafted into an elite battalion without already being part of the military, and even then You´re not drafted into it, but rather want to be part of it - as it doesn´t make sense to have an elite soldier with a 3 years training, who is totally not motivated to do the job, as he probably wouldn´t pass the initial tests anyways, as these are oftentimes about willpower, and to know how mentally stable the people are. Also the training is longer than the duration of the mandatory service.

But of course one could avoid the draft, and instead do the civil service - or in some cases nothing, which was probably also a reason they abandoned the concept. Also it was only for men, but not for women - as the lucky democratic law said...

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No. I´ve got sperms on my own. I´m a literal billionaire if it´s about that. Gazillionaire...

[Tiberius]

Цитата допису Triple G:

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

I was drafted to an elite battalion with the German military and I hated it. Luckily here we have democratic laws that allow us to dodge the draft in a legal manner.

While You can´t be drafted into an elite battalion without already being part of the military, and even then You´re not drafted into it, but rather want to be part of it - as it doesn´t make sense to have an elite soldier with a 3 years training, who is totally not motivated to do the job, as he probably wouldn´t pass the initial tests anyways, as these are oftentimes about willpower, and to know how mentally stable the people are. Also the training is longer than the duration of the mandatory service.

But of course one could avoid the draft, and instead do the civil service - or in some cases nothing, which was probably also a reason they abandoned the concept. Also it was only for men, but not for women - as the lucky democratic law said...

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No. I´ve got sperms on my own. I´m a literal billionaire if it´s about that. Gazillionaire...

Don’t talk about things you know nothing about.

I was drafted to the 231. GebJgBtl /. 6 Kompanie. Gebirgsjäger are considered elite.

I assume you have never served in Germany and don’t know the difference between elite & special forces.

Any fool can dodge over here, especially during the 2000s. All you need to do is, appear stoned or claim you are gay during the “ Musterung “.

I was drafted and still have the paperwork.

[Triple G]

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

I was drafted to the 231. GebJgBtl /. 6 Kompanie. Gebirgsjäger are considered elite.

By who? They´re a unit to work in mountains. That doesn´t make them elite - but rather they have a special purpose. So it´s probably You who doesn´t know the difference between elite and special. But anyways - i think it just sounds better that they wanted to draft You in an elite battalion, so just stick with it.

I said what i wanted to say.

Also nobody needs to dodge it, as it´s not mandatory any more since many years, while some idiots demand it to come back...

And i would never talk about things i know nothing about. Ever...

[Xero_Daxter]

Teller: First name?
Me: Robin.
Teller: Last name?
Me: Debank.
Teller: So you’re Robin Debank?
Me: 🔫

[Tiberius]

Цитата допису Triple G:

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

I was drafted to the 231. GebJgBtl /. 6 Kompanie. Gebirgsjäger are considered elite.

By who? They´re a unit to work in mountains. That doesn´t make them elite - but rather they have a special purpose. So it´s probably You who doesn´t know the difference between elite and special. But anyways - i think it just sounds better that they wanted to draft You in an elite battalion, so just stick with it.

I said what i wanted to say.

Also nobody needs to dodge it, as it´s not mandatory any more since many years, while some idiots demand it to come back...

And i would never talk about things i know nothing about. Ever...

Its hilarious listening to a civilian who knows nothing about it.

Ofc they are an elite unit. According to my superiors, the Bundeswehr and pretty much all online sources I ever found, including the training itself.

Elite means nothing but being specialised in a certain field more than others, in this case it was warfare in unaccessible terrain as well as alpine terrain. Further than that, we are trained in numerous weapons a normal infantryman is not trained in and almost all have a Heeresbergfuehrer certification.

Ask anyone who serves in a combat unit, they will all confirm that the Gebirgsjaeer are an elite unit. But feel free to sign up and go through the training yourself, you probably figure out in a heart beat.

Come back when you know the difference between special forces and elite unit. You don't even get the basics right my dude.

Wikipedia explains it pretty well by the way:

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elitetruppe#:~:text=Fallschirm-%20oder%20Gebirgsj%C3%A4ger%20oder%20Kampfpiloten,von%20dem%20oben%20angef%C3%BChrten%20Schema.

" Fallschirm- oder Gebirgsjäger oder Kampfpiloten aufgrund ihrer besonders anspruchsvollen Ausbildung, ihres Korpsgeistes und der spezialisierten Einsatzweise als eine Art Elitetruppe. Sie unterscheiden sich aber durch ihre konventionelle Rolle in der Kriegführung von dem oben angeführten Schema."

You are a known forum troll, following me around since almost a decade by now, hence I won't elaborate on this any further.

Цитата допису Xero_Daxter:

Teller: First name?
Me: Robin.
Teller: Last name?
Me: Debank.
Teller: So you’re Robin Debank?
Me: 🔫

Bank robbers are morons.

[Pieshaman]

Цитата допису Triple G:

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

I was drafted to the 231. GebJgBtl /. 6 Kompanie. Gebirgsjäger are considered elite.

By who? They´re a unit to work in mountains. That doesn´t make them elite - but rather they have a special purpose. So it´s probably You who doesn´t know the difference between elite and special. But anyways - i think it just sounds better that they wanted to draft You in an elite battalion, so just stick with it.

I said what i wanted to say.

Also nobody needs to dodge it, as it´s not mandatory any more since many years, while some idiots demand it to come back...

And i would never talk about things i know nothing about. Ever...

ok then so in your hypothesis, no airborne unit can be elite then. rapid responce forces are just the average joe's right?
you maybe know not nothing but it is very little.
the 231 is as elite as any other airborne unit you can point out. while you think they plucking eidelweiss in the mountains , they just as easily paradrop from airplane.

[Vendicator Senpai]

Op is glowing

[Pieshaman]

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

Цитата допису Pieshaman:

wait what? you talking about the patch on shoulder right? not actually have to find that flower?

No we still had to actually climb up there and pick the actual flower. Nowadays they don't do this anymore (only inofficially and illegally).

When you got the flower, you kind of earned your patch.

wow I not knew that was still for real xd

[Tiberius]

Цитата допису Pieshaman:

Цитата допису Kwasmaster:

No we still had to actually climb up there and pick the actual flower. Nowadays they don't do this anymore (only inofficially and illegally).

When you got the flower, you kind of earned your patch.

wow I not knew that was still for real xd

It is and I can tell you already that it sucked. My time there sucked bad and I am glad I left.
Unfortunately its not remotely how people imagine such units.

In my personal case, the superiors there (NCOs) were horrible people. Its not that they were just tough and strict as they had to be, but they were also narcissists, racists and thieves who stole items of other soldiers.

Furthermore, our equipment was massively lacking as some equipment parts were missing or was simply broken.

We had numerous incidents that also appeared on the news and twice as many that did not appear on the news, involving heavy abuse and even death situations and I can already tell you that this was not due to the " hard training ".

Many soldiers there appaered to be from the ultra right-wing scene OR at least had some sort of national socialist interest as they were still using old Gebirgsjaeger Waffen SS books to teach us stuff and had in some cases nazi items and symbols openly hang in front of their office.

Not least but last, many soldiers including myself left very early, we quit and went out there back into civilian life as it sucked so much. I can go on and on and on...but I won't.

Bottom line is, it was shi... and when they drafted me and gave me a choice what to join, I should have refused completely as it was very do-able in my time or I should have joined to be in a Panzerhaubitze 2000 instead, which I also had the choice for, the third choice was becoming a soldier with the Luftwaffe serving in some city air force coordination center in the office of the general.

I still regret I was young and dumb enough that I fell for this " elite unit " crap and joined them. lol.

Anyway, this was the end of my military experience and I am now a happy civilian who still enjoys guns but won't put on a uniform for some politicans anymore. Last time I have seen barracks from the inside was over 10 years ago by now (man time passes quickly).