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EASY PETE Sep 8 @ 8:38am
My toilet is broken
Walk me through how to fix it will ya?
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St✩rlight Sep 8 @ 8:39am 
dynamite
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steven1mac Sep 8 @ 8:40am 
Slip a snake in it.
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EASY PETE Sep 8 @ 8:40am 
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
dynamite
Done. But it seems that i don’t have a toilet anymore, or a house. Just a big smoking crator
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St✩rlight Sep 8 @ 8:40am 
Originally posted by EASY PETE:
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
dynamite
Done. But it seems that i don’t have a toilet anymore, or a house. Just a big smoking crator
Means you failed the explosives skill check
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Emperor Chubbs III Sep 8 @ 8:40am 
Level up your repair skill Pete.
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HypersleepyNaputunia Sep 8 @ 8:41am 
find the metal hose in back, turn off valve, disconnect hose, flush to empty all water left in bowl and top. unbolt two bolts on floor, lift toilet up, replace the wax seal, then go put back together
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Corvus XIII Sep 8 @ 8:43am 
Originally posted by EASY PETE:
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
dynamite
Done. But it seems that i don’t have a toilet anymore, or a house. Just a big smoking crator


No More Broken Toilet,
Mission Accomplished
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EASY PETE Sep 8 @ 8:43am 
Probably a symptom of having -2,147,483,648 explosives skill and 2 repair skill. Or having such a high explosives skill bugged it into negative
Last edited by EASY PETE; Sep 8 @ 8:46am
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kbiz Sep 8 @ 8:47am 
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
Originally posted by EASY PETE:
Done. But it seems that i don’t have a toilet anymore, or a house. Just a big smoking crator
Means you failed the explosives skill check

HAHA!

I usually just replace the toilet, Easy Pete. $200 and an hour.
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The Saxon blood wizard of Albion Sep 8 @ 10:00am 
Easy Pete, easy solutions; what's the easiest thing that Easy Pete would do?
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Boba Shred Sep 8 @ 10:00am 
Take it behind the barn and show it mercy and get a new one.
Last edited by Boba Shred; Sep 8 @ 10:01am
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The Saxon blood wizard of Albion Sep 8 @ 10:01am 
Originally posted by Mittagsschicht:
Take it behind the barn and show it mercy and get a new one.
Yeah, give it one final blowout, just for old times sake.
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DarkAmbience Sep 8 @ 10:06am 
Originally posted by EASY PETE:
Walk me through how to fix it will ya?

I'm in your bathroom right now trying to fix it. If you will just let me focus and stop trying to do it yourself...

*accidentally breaks sewage line*
...0.o....
Okay one sec don't worry I-
*water starts blasting all over your bathroom*
Lanterno: *words unintelligible as water splashes in face and walls*

He- *static* hee- *more static* HEEELP!
🚑 🚨
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videogames10 Sep 8 @ 10:07am 
Originally posted by EASY PETE:

My toilet is broken

Is it squeaking? Maybe it just needs a little oil.
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