Jesus Christ Horror Movie

[BunnieBealla]

there's going to be a biblical horror movie starring the one and only JChrist
Christians are up in arms about it apparently, I might check it out
where's your God now to save you from Nicholas Cage uwu

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Jesus Christ.

[Lime]

Cage almighty

[Vox]

I want to see Jesus fight Saddam.

[Sarge the one man wolf pack.]

Nick "Not the Bees!" Cage as Joseph taking care of his space child? A modern tale with a ancient look? Sign me up.

[Grendalcat]

Didn't they already make one?(Passion of the Christ)

[Mina]

God fearing through Jesus himself

[eram]

Originally posted by Grendalcat:

Didn't they already make one?(Passion of the Christ)

That was a comedy not a horror

[Chaosolous]

Nicholas Cage is my favorite actor.

[SophieSkyrim1984]

Lucifer is the good guy and Jesus is the bad guy. Roles reversed

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amazing

[Sixtyfivekills]

Okay but what's so scary about him? Is he gonna throw bread at people? Will he drink wine and say "I'm J.C. Jesus Christ"?

[EASY PETE]

Sweet jesus

[Sarge the one man wolf pack.]

The plot sounds just like Brightburn but in ancient times.

[Talby]

Nick Cage, gotta check it out.

Originally posted by Chaosolous:

Nicholas Cage is my favorite actor.

Absolutely 💯%

What's all this controversy about seriously

Originally posted by SophieSkyrim1984:

Lucifer is the good guy and Jesus is the bad guy. Roles reversed

Typical Hollywood 🤣

[salamander]

Originally posted by Sarge the Doggo, Tone Watch:

The plot sounds just like Brightburn but in ancient times.

i cant wait to see jesus toss a lawnmower over the horizon