Tell a joke

[ʜɪɢʜꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛᴇᴀ]

You're bored.

[Morrandir]

There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

[Thegamingnerd4525]

A true fool is the one who speaks the loudest yet says the least, influencers are paid morons by other idiots.

Not sure if this is really a joke though

[Bongo]

off topic users (Except for me ofc)

[Devious]

What's red and bad for your teeth? A flying brick.

What's blue and really bad for your teeth? A relativistic flying brick.

[CrazyDave5000]

Originally posted by ʜɪɢʜꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛᴇᴀ:

You're bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6ozHscfyfY

[Xero_Daxter]

How do you befriend a squirrel? 🐿️

Act like a nut. 🥜

[AdahnGorion]

Why do ghosts love elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

[OmegaBilly1]

"Dad I'm hungry."
"Hi Hungry. I'm Dad."

...I'm gonna miss my father when the time comes for him.
Cause dad jokes don't feel right without em.

[Ashes-To-Ashes]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You come here an awful lot, you might be an alcoholic" To which the horse replies "I don't think I am" and promptly vanishes!
This is a reference to the famous philosophy like by Lewis Descartes 'I think therefor I am'. But I couldn't tell you that before the rest of the joke because that would have been putting Descartes before the horse

[An Irate Walrus]

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at college?

"Bison!"

What do you call a cow that is lying down?

Ground Beef

[Bassturd]

Steam Sales.

bu dum tiss.

[76561199843382615]

How many ♥♥♥♥♥♥s does it take to screw in a lighttbulb?

None they don't know what a light bulb is.

[🇸​​🇪​​🇺]

So I split up with my ex, years ago and he stole my toilet...Guess, I shouldn't have told him to take all his ♥♥♥♥ and leave.

[Electric Cupcake]

I'm rather annoyed my new state flag didn't include the state motto like the old one did.

It's quite vexing.

[Delta Fuxtrot]

Where do Steam moderators like to eat?

At the banquet.