Would Hasan Piker dodge a draft?

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Final Kat Jun 22 @ 4:18am

I mean, the man always argues with everyone, has lived a rich person's life since birth, and wakes up every day to call everyone who disagrees with him some kind of racist or whatever. It's hard to imagine he would do well in military training, considering how no-nonsense they are. And even if he'd say that he wouldn't dodge a draft, he's also the kind of guy that claims to be a communist while sitting in his million-dollar mansion with his flashy sports car, so we can't take him on his word anyway.

But with everyone thinking we might be inching towards a World War III, the idea of a draft isn't all that far-fetched, right? What do you guys think this son of an oligarch would do?

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Final Kat Jun 22 @ 5:31am

Originally posted by SpeedFreak1972:
OC he will is there any doubt of that?

A little. He could always go through the trouble of getting kicked out of training so he wouldn't have to be there, and then spend the next five years complaining about how the military kicked him out for his political views, which is something he'd totally do.

salamander Jun 22 @ 11:47am

he is a millionaire so he would never have to worry about being drafted anyway

Skunk Jun 22 @ 11:50am

He should be deported.

AbedsBrother Jun 22 @ 11:55am

Of course he will, he's a paper lion.

Computron Jun 22 @ 12:03pm

Originally posted by AbedsBrother:
Of course he will, he's a paper lion.

I wouldn't even say lion, just paper

Tonepoet Jun 22 @ 12:10pm

No.

The reason why is because Trump would be wise to avoid arming a member of The Young Turks Youtube channel. That behavior is just too self-destructive, even for Trump in his brasher moments, and you can't dodge a draft if you are not drafted :-P

Originally posted by Skunk:
He should be deported.

Can't. Born in New Jersy.

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xBCxRangers Jun 22 @ 12:23pm

The only ones who will be drafted, are working class and poor people. Mainly Trumpers. The rich never go, because the argument made is that the economy counts on them.

Skunk Jun 22 @ 12:41pm

Originally posted by Tonepoet:
Originally posted by Skunk:
He should be deported.

Can't. Born in New Jersy.

Pfft. Minor details, it can be done.

AD Jun 22 @ 12:50pm

He is rich, he will be able dodge and get away with it. I am curious, though, how many rich people actually get drafted?

And to be fair, I "dodged" mine, so I am not judging him. In my case, it was a mutual thing. I didn't want the military and they didn't want me. We were both happy with me not getting drafted. Also I am assuming that "draft" means "conscripted" here, not necessarily being sent to war. My country hasn't been at war for a long, long time.

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Acetyl Jun 22 @ 12:52pm

I think he's a reference to Ted Pikul from eXistenZ.

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Donut Jun 22 @ 2:13pm

trumps far right war machinery needs meat to throw into iran.

I wonder how many trumpsters from this forum would dodge the draft?

You’ve voted for this, now go fight for your senpai donald.

Last edited by Donut; Jun 22 @ 2:15pm

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Final Kat Jun 22 @ 6:20pm

Originally posted by xBCxRangers:
The only ones who will be drafted, are working class and poor people. Mainly Trumpers. The rich never go, because the argument made is that the economy counts on them.

Trump himself was drafted in the past, but ended up dodging it. So it can happen to most people. And although Hasan is insanely rich, he doesn't really provide any vital goods or services to justify being important to the economy at all, so that logic doesn't work on him.

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