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Santa Klaus May 21 @ 1:25pm
Rise in Single Elves
The number of single elves is increasing polarly, with projections suggesting that by 2030, a significant portion of elves between 250 and 440 will be single and childless.

Why are so many elves choosing the single lifestyle nowadays?
Last edited by Santa Klaus; May 21 @ 1:26pm
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𝕪𝕦𝕞𝕖 ♡ ♡ ♡ May 21 @ 1:26pm 
you put them to work santa O_O
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salamander May 21 @ 1:27pm 
santa this cannot stand. the democratic peoples republic of the north pole must find out why elves have stopped dating. eventually this will begin to impact the work force, and less toys will be created. and then, less christmas cheer overall.
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Original Cast Recording May 21 @ 1:27pm 
Give them a day off now and then, sheesh.
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kbiz May 21 @ 1:33pm 
You created a uniform collective state under which you are supreme ruler. You've given the rest of the denizens no hope but your hope.
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Stop Having Kids May 21 @ 1:36pm 
With the expected decrease in human population, we won't need as many elves anymore.

Christmas is canceled.
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Abaddon the Despoiler May 21 @ 1:40pm 
Their too elfish.
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the vampire of time and memory May 21 @ 1:42pm 
it's because in 2025 elf girls wouldn't kiss a kind upstanding elf guy even if they were under a mistletoe, meanwhile when krampus shows up in town, the water level in the north pole reach catastrophical levels
Last edited by the vampire of time and memory; May 21 @ 1:43pm
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DarkCrystalMethod May 21 @ 3:42pm 
Clap your hands and they'll flourish again.
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salva早晨享用的咖啡 May 21 @ 3:48pm 
santa overwork elf in workshop then complain they cannot raise family
problem is self evident
:steamfacepalm:
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kbiz May 21 @ 3:53pm 
OP, you really impune Santa's motives.
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salamander May 21 @ 3:57pm 
Originally posted by Original Cast Recording:
Give them a day off now and then, sheesh.

with christmas approaching every day? this cannot be so. the elves work overtime! their "day off" is christmas! then it is back to the cheer mines and eggnog drilling platforms.
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Катюша May 21 @ 4:00pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love elves.
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Bjørn May 21 @ 4:18pm 
Turn up the temperature in the workshop, so the have to work more lightly clothed, showing some skin... :lunar2019grinningpig:

And maybe have them make some adult toys. Or perhaps not, come to think of it. Then they become 'sulf-sufficient' :lunar2019deadpanpig:
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kbiz May 21 @ 4:25pm 
Originally posted by Катюша:
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love elves.

Me too. More than dwarf women.
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steven1mac May 21 @ 4:30pm 
Watch Ronal The Barbarian and you can find out what happened to the elves.
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