Should Garfield be the next Pope?

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Himitsu Apr 21 @ 1:57pm

Here are the reasons I believe Garfield should be the next Pope:

- Orange cat. Everyone likes orange cats, plus they have good stamina.
- Likes lasagne. Again, everyone should like lasagne, plus this is on brand.
- Fictional cat. As Garfield is a fictional cat, he can't really cause any problems or offend anyone either.

There you go, three reasons why Garfield should be the next Pope, potentially decided in a couple of minutes just there.

Arise, Pope Garfield!

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76561199840829547 Apr 23 @ 4:56am

No Pope Pookie.

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Himitsu Apr 23 @ 5:34am

Originally posted by Automaton-37467:
Originally posted by lailaamell:
To bad to be a pope you need to hold a rank to even be a choice wich is why no pope is young
Gartield obviously has the S+ rank in garrfield kart furious racing making him qualified.

Absolutely furious ability! Another reason for the orange cat.

#47

Mauserich Apr 23 @ 5:39am

NO. No, they need a real connoisseur and diplomat, not a firebrand.

#48

pants Apr 23 @ 5:43am

Originally posted by Mauserich:
NO. No, they need a real connoisseur and diplomat, not a firebrand.

They need Odie

#49

Mauserich Apr 23 @ 5:52am

Originally posted by trousers:
Originally posted by Mauserich:
NO. No, they need a real connoisseur and diplomat, not a firebrand.
They need Odie

It is not easy to run such a huge institution and have so many employees worldwide without harming interests. I don't think Garfield and Odie are not the right ones.

#50

HappyTiny2001 Apr 23 @ 9:26am

Originally posted by lailaamell:
To bad to be a pope you need to hold a rank to even be a choice wich is why no pope is young

Garfield’s first comic strip was 47 years ago. Turn it into cat years and he’s over 100.

#51

Himitsu Apr 24 @ 2:50am

Wise and skilled Garfield. Such a great choice!

#52

UndeadKingUK Apr 24 @ 2:56am

I don't think so because he hates Mondays.

#53

Automaton-37467 Apr 24 @ 3:09am

Originally posted by UndeadKingUK:
I don't think so because he hates Mondays.

He will remove them. Just as he will remove Nermal from existence.

#54

Himitsu Apr 24 @ 4:50am

6 day week, Garfield style!

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inpurpleshadows Apr 24 @ 10:49am

Originally posted by Himitsu:
Here are the reasons I believe Garfield should be the next Pope:

- Orange cat. Everyone likes orange cats, plus they have good stamina.
- Likes lasagne. Again, everyone should like lasagne, plus this is on brand.
- Fictional cat. As Garfield is a fictional cat, he can't really cause any problems or offend anyone either.

There you go, three reasons why Garfield should be the next Pope, potentially decided in a couple of minutes just there.

Arise, Pope Garfield!

Splendid idea! In fact, Garfgierd should not only be the pope, but president of the world, head of the council of gamers and administrator of lasagna.

#56

Automaton-37467 Apr 24 @ 11:14am

Originally posted by inpurpleshadows:
Originally posted by Himitsu:
Here are the reasons I believe Garfield should be the next Pope:

- Orange cat. Everyone likes orange cats, plus they have good stamina.
- Likes lasagne. Again, everyone should like lasagne, plus this is on brand.
- Fictional cat. As Garfield is a fictional cat, he can't really cause any problems or offend anyone either.

There you go, three reasons why Garfield should be the next Pope, potentially decided in a couple of minutes just there.

Arise, Pope Garfield!
Splendid idea! In fact, Garfgierd should not only be the pope, but president of the world, head of the council of gamers and administrator of lasagna.

Ah it is good seeing a familiar garfer face in this place.