Should Garfield be the next Pope?

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Himitsu 21 Nis @ 13:57

Here are the reasons I believe Garfield should be the next Pope:

- Orange cat. Everyone likes orange cats, plus they have good stamina.
- Likes lasagne. Again, everyone should like lasagne, plus this is on brand.
- Fictional cat. As Garfield is a fictional cat, he can't really cause any problems or offend anyone either.

There you go, three reasons why Garfield should be the next Pope, potentially decided in a couple of minutes just there.

Arise, Pope Garfield!

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Automaton-37467 23 Nis @ 0:52

I mean it makes sense. The world beholds such wealth and assumes it is power but i see clearly, wealth is a crutch. True power comes only through garflied. Griefild is a crucible that tears the weakness out of you, he leaves you bloody and raw and worthy… or he leaves you DEAD. But he offers the kart to set you free, will you embrace it?
Also lagsanga is quite delicious.

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lailaamell 23 Nis @ 1:11

To bad to be a pope you need to hold a rank to even be a choice wich is why no pope is young

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Automaton-37467 23 Nis @ 1:18

İlk olarak lailaamell tarafından gönderildi:
To bad to be a pope you need to hold a rank to even be a choice wich is why no pope is young

Gartield obviously has the S+ rank in garrfield kart furious racing making him qualified.

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Adversary 23 Nis @ 1:21

Is he a celibate devout Catholic? If so, then Garfield can become the Pope. If he's not both of those however, then he is forever disqualified.

As an aside, the only video game character I can think of who would qualify for becoming the Pope is Doom Guy. He is, canonically, a celibate devout Catholic.

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Automaton-37467 23 Nis @ 2:03

İlk olarak Adversary tarafından gönderildi:
Is he a celibate devout Catholic? If so, then Garfield can become the Pope. If he's not both of those however, then he is forever disqualified.

As an aside, the only video game character I can think of who would qualify for becoming the Pope is Doom Guy. He is, canonically, a celibate devout Catholic.

Oh the garf is much more than that.
You wouldn’t understand. You can attempt to understand it by visiting the garield kart furious racing discussions and artwork tab.
We had a particularly philosophical debate about the garf in the "Badass pictures of garfgield" thread.

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Xuild 23 Nis @ 2:03

garfield is a cat thus immune to most diseases that killed previous popes

you got my vote

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Adversary 23 Nis @ 3:59

İlk olarak Automaton-37467 tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Adversary tarafından gönderildi:
Is he a celibate devout Catholic? If so, then Garfield can become the Pope. If he's not both of those however, then he is forever disqualified.

As an aside, the only video game character I can think of who would qualify for becoming the Pope is Doom Guy. He is, canonically, a celibate devout Catholic.
Oh the garf is much more than that.
You wouldn’t understand. You can attempt to understand it by visiting the garield kart furious racing discussions and artwork tab.
We had a particularly philosophical debate about the garf in the "Badass pictures of garfgield" thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0qB8CVspY

#37

steven1mac 23 Nis @ 4:01

The Pope hat was clearly made for a rabbit.

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Heat Pegseth 23 Nis @ 4:02

İlk olarak Xuild tarafından gönderildi:
garfield is a cat thus immune to most diseases that killed previous popes

you got my vote

Well yeah. Says the cat.. but i agree.

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Adversary 23 Nis @ 4:03

İlk olarak steven1mac tarafından gönderildi:
The Pope hat was clearly made for a rabbit.

It's technically derived from the hats that priests of Dagon wore back in Mesopotamia's heyday.

#40

Automaton-37467 23 Nis @ 4:04

İlk olarak Adversary tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Automaton-37467 tarafından gönderildi:
Oh the garf is much more than that.
You wouldn’t understand. You can attempt to understand it by visiting the garield kart furious racing discussions and artwork tab.
We had a particularly philosophical debate about the garf in the "Badass pictures of garfgield" thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0qB8CVspY

Now I am the one who doesn’t understand. What doesn’t work?
Do you want me to tell you what I have told the person I had a philosophical talk about the garf with?

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Adversary 23 Nis @ 4:04

İlk olarak Automaton-37467 tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Adversary tarafından gönderildi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0qB8CVspY
Now I am the one who doesn’t understand. What doesn’t work?
Do you want me to tell you what I have told the person I had a philosophical talk about the garf with?

No.

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Automaton-37467 23 Nis @ 4:05

İlk olarak Heat Pegseth tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Xuild tarafından gönderildi:
garfield is a cat thus immune to most diseases that killed previous popes

you got my vote

Well yeah. Says the cat.. but i agree.

Well how could one not agree?

#43

Automaton-37467 23 Nis @ 4:05

İlk olarak Adversary tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Automaton-37467 tarafından gönderildi:
Now I am the one who doesn’t understand. What doesn’t work?
Do you want me to tell you what I have told the person I had a philosophical talk about the garf with?
No.

Then what is it that is not working?

#44