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Machine Teleportation.
They invent a machine that can teleport people.

Would you use it?
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Chaosolous Apr 20 @ 10:55am 
I would not.

If the machine was able to "Bend Space" to make a portal through time and space that I could physically walk through of my own accord, as a whole human, then yes.

Atomic teleportation though? No.
vkobe Apr 20 @ 10:56am 
Originally posted by Chaosolous:
They invent a machine that can teleport people.

Would you use it?
yeah why not it nice to teleport stuff
Christian Apr 20 @ 11:02am 
Congratulations #487 You are the next person to go to the Island!
Sidakte Apr 20 @ 11:21am 
Originally posted by Hobbit XIII:
Would people risk being in a bubble of transportation through anti matter .
OR
Would they trust more to atom by atom / cell by cell travel through real space.

atom by atom. Stargate. no i won't mention Star Trek, Stargate did it better.
Yeah back to the cool conversation (and there is nothing cool about it, cause we are nerds doing free lance sci-fi comedy writing for the other poor bastards stuff here) of the Philadelphia experiment, so yea you do a lot more cool things but it's almost 100% you going to lead a very shorten life.
Last edited by LeviathanWon; Apr 20 @ 11:25am
And thanks a lot Choasolous, cause it's way better talking about stuff like this then talking about the criminals that are trying to rob, beat and kill you.
Last edited by LeviathanWon; Apr 20 @ 11:30am
Vox Apr 20 @ 11:32am 
Could you teleport a teleporter?
And skip all the sights along the way? No thanks!
Global speed train would be a lot more fun, then you hang on the back going 600 Kph with one hand on the handle for dear life and the other hand trying to hold a smoke and a beer... man, would only take me 6 hours to go to the all night party, then I could back to my neighbourhood place of quiet reflection for all the dirty things I did that past night.
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ZAP Apr 20 @ 11:56am 
Originally posted by Vox:
Could you teleport a teleporter?
That's illegal
Grendalcat Apr 20 @ 11:58am 
Originally posted by Bjørn:
Be careful that a fly doesn't follow you into the teleporter and merge with you :lunar2019grinningpig:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up6g0SDMJ7A
Bjørn Apr 20 @ 12:12pm 
Originally posted by Grendalcat:
Originally posted by Bjørn:
Be careful that a fly doesn't follow you into the teleporter and merge with you :lunar2019grinningpig:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up6g0SDMJ7A

Haha :104: I didn't know there was an older version. I've only seen the one from 1986 (with a hot Geena Davis :steamhearteyes:)
i would use it to teleport to my kitchen to grab another beer and then use it again to get back to my pc
Originally posted by salamander:
no, because the teleportation machine kills you and spits out a cloned copy of you on the other end

That shouldn't be concerning if you don't believe in anything like a soul.
The person on the receiving end is going to be the same person, same memories, same thoughts.
kbiz Apr 20 @ 6:33pm 
You can't teleport, OP. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light.
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