What Are The 10 Condiments?

[Good Night Owl]

I forgot since last time.

[salamander]

1, petroleum jelly
2. glue
3. perfume
4. kerosene
5. mercury
6. insect spray
7. nail polish remover
8. molten wax
9. paint
10. ink

[Dutchgamer1982]

Автор сообщения: salamander

1, petroleum jelly
2. glue
3. perfume
4. kerosene
5. mercury
6. insect spray
7. nail polish remover
8. molten wax
9. paint
10. ink

unless it's to LIGHT the bbq.. I am nor sure what YOU are cooking here mister white

[Sandakin]

Автор сообщения: Good Night Owl

I forgot since last time.

its all jizz

[Birds]

salt
pepper
hoisin
ketchup
mustard
mayotype
garlic version
oil, any but canola
yogurt or cream
soy crystals

and the 11th, which isn't a condiment, vinegar.

mayotype and garlic version refer to the fact you can turn almost anything into a mayo and you can add garlic to almost any other thing, and they'll both turn out characteristically similar no matter what you added them to.

sugar isn't a condiment, that's how you get diabetes. same thing with syrups and jams, those are sides and toppings and sauces.

chili pepper oil is an oil, even if it has crushed peppers in it like laoganma.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Where's the lamb sauce?

[Adversary]

Gravy, sriracha, Jackie Chan, pencil shavings, salt, the state of Kentucky, mayonnaise-scented candles, Jackie Chan, oregano, obvious satire, and depleted uranium.

[Rio]

Jelly no.1? I mean I must agree.

[Birds]

Автор сообщения: DarkCrystalMethod

Where's the lamb sauce?

mint yogurt?

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Автор сообщения: Violeta

Jelly no.1? I mean I must agree.

You've never had a jamburger?
Its worth it.

[Birds]

Автор сообщения: Violeta

Jelly no.1? I mean I must agree.

you're free to put whatever toppings you want on your food or sandwich, but if you classify sugar or sugar sauces like maple syrup as a condiment people WILL put maple syrup on fruit salad and get diabetes eating this all day.

meanwhile the other condiments are comapratively safe.

[Fajita Jim]

Автор сообщения: DarkCrystalMethod

1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Pickles
4. Onions
5. Sauerkraut
6. Cheese
7. Bacon bits
8. Mayonaise
9 Jalapeno slices
10. Another hotdog

What, no Grey Poupon?

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Автор сообщения: Fajita Jim

Автор сообщения: DarkCrystalMethod

1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Pickles
4. Onions
5. Sauerkraut
6. Cheese
7. Bacon bits
8. Mayonaise
9 Jalapeno slices
10. Another hotdog

What, no Grey Poupon?

Thats clearly in the mustard category.
I didn't list brands, else I'd be at this all day.(er, more than usual)

[Birds]

Автор сообщения: Fajita Jim

Автор сообщения: DarkCrystalMethod

1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Pickles
4. Onions
5. Sauerkraut
6. Cheese
7. Bacon bits
8. Mayonaise
9 Jalapeno slices
10. Another hotdog

What, no Grey Poupon?

it's a mustard.

bacon bits are an oil.
sauerkraut is an eggless mayo
there are equally heinous justifications for the others.

[Fajita Jim]

Автор сообщения: Birds

it's a mustard.

BLASPHEMY

MODS!

[Birds]

alright, alright, let me look up how dijon is actually made...

it's a white wine mustard, or a grape mustard. i'd go so far as to say it's hoisin. or......ugh......a mayonnaise.