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aliensalmon Apr 15 @ 7:01pm
Will you be my knight in shining armor?
I'm a damsel in distress!
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Raz Apr 15 @ 7:03pm 
No. Why don't you save me for a change?
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DarkCrystalMethod Apr 15 @ 7:04pm 
Only if you're actually a woman.
I don't have any armor, but I have the power of God and anime at my side.

Please state the nature of your emergency.
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ṼṏẌṏḭḊ Apr 15 @ 7:06pm 
No! I put you in that tower for a reason!
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Arvaos Apr 15 @ 7:12pm 
No but I can ask Barry the builder.
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salamander Apr 15 @ 7:13pm 
i want to be your damsel in distress instead

dress me up in a cute girly outfit and rescue me
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kbiz Apr 15 @ 7:16pm 
What kind of damsel? What kind of distress?
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Adversary Apr 15 @ 7:20pm 
Get in the iron maiden Shinji. Get in the iron maiden or we'll make Rei do it.
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aliensalmon Apr 15 @ 7:21pm 
Originally posted by kbiz:
What kind of damsel? What kind of distress?

A sexy blonde twenty-something girl. A wizard and his dragon is keeping me captive!
Last edited by aliensalmon; Apr 15 @ 7:21pm
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zeke Apr 15 @ 7:22pm 
As long as you don't mind if my armor is rusty and dented... or... possibly made out of cardboard and duct tape.


...I'm also lacking a sword, but fear not! I've got a chef's knife and I know how to use it.
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WhiteKitt Apr 15 @ 7:38pm 
dye
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Kweeb Apr 15 @ 7:41pm 
Why would you want a knight that hasn't seen battle yet?? If his armor is shining he has not even seen a single enemy
Last edited by Kweeb; Apr 15 @ 7:41pm
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DarkCrystalMethod Apr 15 @ 7:43pm 
Originally posted by Kweeb:
Why would you want a knight that hasn't seen battle yet?? If his armor is shining he has not even seen a single enemy
Palace guards have the shiniest armor but are the best trained.
If you come at the king you best not miss.
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kbiz Apr 15 @ 7:45pm 
Originally posted by aliensalmon:
Originally posted by kbiz:
What kind of damsel? What kind of distress?
A sexy blonde twenty-something girl. A wizard and his dragon is keeping me captive!

*equips his bow of dragon/wizard slaying +5*

I'll be right up. Wait, one more thing. Are you insufferable?
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aliensalmon Apr 15 @ 7:46pm 
Originally posted by kbiz:
Originally posted by aliensalmon:
A sexy blonde twenty-something girl. A wizard and his dragon is keeping me captive!

*equips his bow of dragon/wizard slaying +5*

I'll be right up. Wait, one more thing. Are you insufferable?

Wait and see!
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DarkCrystalMethod Apr 15 @ 7:47pm 
Originally posted by aliensalmon:
Originally posted by kbiz:

*equips his bow of dragon/wizard slaying +5*

I'll be right up. Wait, one more thing. Are you insufferable?

Wait and see!
A dubious answer.
Maybe summon The Light Warriors instead.
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