How many of the Nine Satanic Statements do you agree with?

[admiral1018]

From The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
   
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
   
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
   
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
   
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
   
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
   
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
   
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
   
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Some of these seem pretty reasonable. I'd probably say I agree with 5-6 of them. Surprisingly more than I would agree with out of the Ten Commandments.

[Violeta]

There is one difference between a spiritual Satanist and a christian, I don't care if you convert to my religion, I don't care about "saving" anyone.

And since I don't have to change your mind, to save you. I don't care what people think of my religion, as long as they aren't persecuting it again, like old days.

[Worlds fastest turtle]

Originally posted by It Who Grinds Flesh:

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Satan is allegory of the planet Saturn / Pluto and the underworld, the fall into the darker times where nights are longer, Sun is at it's lowest, life is hardest, harshest and at it's most vulnerable.

Mythology, Kronos, Hades.
Astrology, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius.

This is incorrect. Satan derives from the Hebrew word ha'satan, which was effectively a lawyer in the employment of Yahweh.

So weak.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NSntIFubc


SUN, when at it's weakest.

[It Who Grinds Flesh]

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Originally posted by It Who Grinds Flesh:

This is incorrect. Satan derives from the Hebrew word ha'satan, which was effectively a lawyer in the employment of Yahweh.

So weak.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NSntIFubc


SUN, when at it's weakest.

Lucifer and Satan are two different characters.

[Worlds fastest turtle]

Originally posted by It Who Grinds Flesh:

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

So weak.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NSntIFubc


SUN, when at it's weakest.

Lucifer and Satan are two different characters.

They are not, the demon worship is BS, it is human ego manipulating things for own gain.

[YourDoom]

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Originally posted by YourDoom:

Yes, and what are you trying to say? What did I just say.

You said nothing useful.

I fixed the BS you have said. Satan and Saturn have nothing in common. And your video is ridicule.

[It Who Grinds Flesh]

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Originally posted by It Who Grinds Flesh:

Lucifer and Satan are two different characters.

They are not, the demon worship is BS, it is human ego manipulating things for own gain.

You realise none of this is real, right? It's fiction.

Archeologists study the previous versions of these religions and discover how they things formed.

Satan came from ha'satan.

Christianity invented a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like Hell, Satan, the Seven Deadly Sins, etc. None of this was in Judaism when Christianity mutated from it.

[YourDoom]

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Originally posted by It Who Grinds Flesh:

Lucifer and Satan are two different characters.

They are not, the demon worship is BS, it is human ego manipulating things for own gain.

They are. Satan comes from teh bible too, why Lucifer is a latin world.

[Worlds fastest turtle]

Originally posted by YourDoom:

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

They are not, the demon worship is BS, it is human ego manipulating things for own gain.

They are. Satan comes from teh bible too, why Lucifer is a latin world.

You said it is all BS, then say the bible as if the bible is factual.

[YourDoom]

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Originally posted by YourDoom:

They are. Satan comes from teh bible too, why Lucifer is a latin world.

You said it is all BS, then say the bible as if the bible is factual.

I said religion is BS, it's just mythology. This doens't mean I did not read that mythology.

[-OrLoK- Слава Україн]

Satan is as real as Darth Vader.

it's people that are awful.

[Worlds fastest turtle]

Originally posted by YourDoom:

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

You said it is all BS, then say the bible as if the bible is factual.

I said religion is BS, it's just mythology. This doens't mean I did not read that mythology.

You can't refer to a book as factual whilst stating its insides are BS.

[Worlds fastest turtle]

I will flip this script, IT IS ALL REAL.

Just not in the dumbed down material way you all know it by.

[It Who Grinds Flesh]

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Originally posted by YourDoom:

I said religion is BS, it's just mythology. This doens't mean I did not read that mythology.

You can't refer to a book as factual whilst stating its insides are BS.

No, it's not real.

Our universe does not have a spiritual or divine component.

It's all rocks and meat.

[YourDoom]

Originally posted by Worlds fastest turtle:

Originally posted by YourDoom:

I said religion is BS, it's just mythology. This doens't mean I did not read that mythology.

You can't refer to a book as factual whilst stating its insides are BS.

Dude, are you aware of your statments. You are traying to say that you must believe in satan or in god in ordder to talk about them?

[AdahnGorion]

Satanism is merely a structured atheist ploy to piss off Christians.
It works well... Basically they are showcasing how silly religion is.