Final Destination-esque death?

[Person]

Inspired a bit by Bealla's thread.

So, you manage to escape death. Problem is, you now have to get final destination'ed. Your death has to be insanely convoluted and overly dramatic. How would you wanna die?

[BunniBealla]

a bit? lol uwu

[Bmx Bandit]

By a lot of snu-snu? pleaseee?

[Acetyl]

Supposedly people with a particular aspect of my natal chart die sudden and violent deaths at a rate above chance. lol, so who knows.

[Person]

Originally posted by BunniBealla:

a bit? lol uwu

well, it kinda sorta was? when you said you watched final destination...

[It Who Grinds Flesh]

Figure out some way that the only way death can kill me is to take the entire planet with me, then call its bluff.

[GunsForBucks]

What?


How would I want to die in an insanely convoluted and dramatic style?


Um... get bumped off a cliff and my foot catches a bungee cord and launches me into a hot air balloon that gets thrown into orbit with me so I stay alive with the air. Orbit gets too close to the moon and slingshots us into the sun.

Good enough I guess.

[salamander]

- drop a coin
- coin rolls down a street
- coin falls into a drain
- coin flows down the sewer stream, coin is eaten by a sewer gator
- sewer gator swims out of sewer, onto land, waddles towards city
- sewer gator attacks random hunter, is shot and killed
- hunter takes sewer gator home, prepares for dinner, finds the coin inside
- places coin on his shelf
- light earthquake causes coin to fall off of shelf
- the coin slips through a crack in his floorboards and back outside
- the coin rolls down the hill and bumps into a kids ankle
- the kid picks up the coin, decides to go to the top of a water tower and drop it off
- he does so, drops the coin off the tower
- the coin falls into the chimney of a restaurant
- the coin falls down the chimney, hits the floor, bounces upward and lands in the shawarma machine
- the coin is discreetly hidden in the meat
- i am in the restaurant, i order my food, not knowing the coin is inside my dish
- i sit down to eat, take a bite, choke on the coin
- i die

[apathy]

Being the last man alive, and the fear in Death's eyes for when he kills me, he also ceases to exist along with me.

Happy days.