Out of Date Milk

[BoomsticK]

I have this 2 litre bottle of milk thats past its used by date, so its gone off. What should I do?

[Vinegaroon]

How far past the date, that is an important detail. Personally I'd chuck it

I don't like milk

[BoomsticK]

Yep, thanks for helping. This Off topic channel is really helpful

[Vinegaroon]

glad to help...

[Beardface31]

Smell it.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Boil it very slowly so the liquid burns off. Eventually you'll have cheese.
Use this to bait the rodent traps if you're using any. Otherwise just toss it. If you eat it then it might toss you instead.

[BoomsticK]

Originally posted by DarkCrysmasMethod:

Boil it very slowly so the liquid burns off. Eventually you'll have cheese.
Use this to bait the rodent traps if you're using any. Otherwise just toss it. If you eat it then it might toss you instead.

Does it need salt to make the cheese?

[BoomsticK]

For those interested it went Off on 20/12/2024

[Thadeus]

If the taste is acceptable, it's good. If you spit it out, it's bad.

[Vince ✟]

We put a lunch milk in the locker on first day, and left it there until spring break, whereupon it was smashed in the classroom after lights out and everyone was off to the busses.

We had classes outside after we came back. We were very bad kids in school, my buddies and I.

The vandalism was criminal. Nowdays wed have gone to jail for stuff we did. (1980s-90s)

[BoomsticK]

Originally posted by MD:

We put a lunch milk in the locker on first day, and left it there until spring break, whereupon it was smashed in the classroom after lights out and everyone was off to the busses.

We had classes outside after we came back. We were very bad kids in school, my buddies and I.

We kinda did the same one year when dissecting ox hearts... people were throwing chunks on the cieling and onto science posters on the walls.. 6 years later they were still there...

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

Originally posted by BoomsticK:

What should I do?

Take a tiny sip.

[Xautos]

open it at the right moment turn it the other way around and let the contents out on top of your sworn enemies head. the stench will be overwhelming and it will get everywhere, which is the point of a proper prank and a proper humiliating one at that when they start retching and eventually throw up.

[talemore]

You can make cheese out of it if you bake the milk and let it mold long enough.

[Tristin]

Originally posted by BoomsticK:

Out of Date Milk

I have this 2 litre bottle of milk thats past its used by date, so its gone off. What should I do?

Contemplate on why you haven't drank the milk, leaving whole 2 liter of it. Slap yourself across the room, and reflect upon it.

[Valfossa]

Get rid, don't drink bad milk.

Just give it wiff, and it probably smell like something died in it.

And if you don't know what that smells like, then you are about to embark on small journey of disgust.

As you will probably chuck that milk straight in the bin not long after.