I want Gabe Newell to hug me for Christmas.

[causality]

Well, what do you want for Christmas?

[76561199681395417]

I want the human race to go extinct.

[Xero_Daxter]

“All I want for Christmas is meeeee!!” -Kanye West, Probably

[eram]

you wouldn't survive

[THE LORD]

Ask nicely and he might do something more than hugging you. Know what I mean?

[Puggly the Grey]

He does look like he gives good hugs, got dat jolly ol’ Santa belly and everfing.

[harley]

i want the boy in your profile picture to say hi to me

[GunsForBucks]

Want?

Well it would be nice if Santa gave me a new deck, mine is being held together by paint and foam.

One of those large plasma balls.. I've always wanted one of those. Museum size. 18 inches I guess?

Realistically though I would be happy with lumps of coal. Nut or Stove preferred.
I even got a sign to put on my coal stack "Children in this house have been Naughty, please leave gifts accordingly".

[abcd]

nothing.