what your longest poop

[I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY]

how long was it mine was like a foot

[Plaid]

I never measured but it reached from the front of the bowl down into the hole beyond where I could see.
Nowadays it's all little hard ping pong shaped balls. *plop, plop, plop*

[saranacX]

Originally posted by Plaid:

I never measured but it reached from the front of the bowl down into the hole beyond where I could see.
Nowadays it's all little hard ping pong shaped balls. *plop, plop, plop*

You're constipated. Eat more fiber and drink more water.

[Schamyl006]

Mine was as long as a shoe horn

[phantom dier WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

the crazy ones are when you wipe and there's nothing

[Apexnexius]

Originally posted by millie:

the crazy ones are when you wipe and there's nothing

Maybe your colon has expanded outside the opening and quickly retracted after you've finished pooping? Teach me your ways Sensei

Also, if you perfect this technique of yours, you will save an enormous amount money on toilet paper throughout your life!
Put that money to good use and invest the yearly total sum saved in a fund - and your on your way to living a comfortable upper middle class life !

[vkobe]

yeah at christmas time of topic turn into something very weird o_0

[Xautos]

I once knew of a student who defecated on the principals desk and left almost a whole pound, something which an older police lieutenant laughed about to his whole squad.

Unfortunately the student is not alive any more, he and two other students were part of a band of youngsters that were going to kill a lot of people in a shopping mall but the police killed him instead, one died however was unable to identify a cause as a pipe bomb trap destroyed his body, the second one died from a combination of a certain drug taken before and eating chocolate.

The police also reported that same older police lieutenant was saved by a Latino Sergeant around 40-50 years old who was shot several times in his back, but survived to return to duty.

[sovereigncitizen]

were not sending you photos lol

[Xautos]

Originally posted by Nice to meet you.:

Do you ever do a poop that smells like teriyaki and when you wipe it's kinda orange like teriyaki.

human bodies are not designed to deal with artificial food colorings, what will go in will go right out in that instance.

[abcd]

Originally posted by Nice to meet you.:

Originally posted by Xautos:

human bodies are not designed to deal with artificial food colorings, what will go in will go right out in that instance.

Just makes me wonder if teriyaki sauce is just made from asian girls poop.

there are historical Indian business models focused around gathering the saffron coloring out of poop. usually girl's poop because saffron was a fad for a while.

it was less professional than you may be picturing.

[DOOMGIRL69]

Originally posted by Nice to meet you.:

Originally posted by abcd:

there are historical Indian business models focused around gathering the saffron coloring out of poop. usually girl's poop because saffron was a fad for a while.

it was less professional than you may be picturing.

That never happened, Permanent Name.

i don't think they aren't them tbh or if they are them i am glad cause i haven't seen them around for awhile <3

[Top Cat]

Originally posted by Wenda:

how long was it mine was like a foot

I've never heard of one that shape before?

[abcd]

Originally posted by Nice to meet you.:

I like him too but you gotta understand everything his says comes from the depths of his own imagination.

Actually this one came straight from an Indian online friend who wanted desperately to leave the country.

Same thing used to happen with cardamom and black pepper, and depending on where you lived (or where the restauranteers were from) this could end up in your food. Same thing with toilet paper getting "washed" and re-used.

He didn't eat out and he brought tp with him whenever he went anywhere.

[abcd]

Originally posted by Nice to meet you.:

I know one guy who ordered A4 printing paper from China and when it turned up it smelled like raw sewage. So there is some truth to your posts. Maybe they come from the same source.

Sewage smells like capsacin already, due to all the black pepper and cheddar cheese in sewage once black pepper and capsacin cheese became popular.

Capsacin is a common surfuctant and treatment in glossy printer paper, as well as any other printer paper that isn't made from shredded bleach.

[Dr. Weird]

I once watched every Twilight movie in one sitting. Does that count?