Who is your Neighboor?

[Getmegreek]

I live in circle on the Cul de sac with few neighbors

The House right beside me:
Some white dude with random chubby girl coming to his house every night with college sticker on back of her Honda SUV from early 2000's. But honestly the dude is so basic, chill and doesn't talk but I like him the most - we just wave and that's it.


The House left beside me:
Some hairy motorcycle couple in their 50's with a big ass pole of american navy & american flag with 2 THICK Harley Davidson Motorcycles. They usually drive out together on the weekend and sometime come home with other weird couples giggling and touching arms in the driveway as pack of 4

The House to the far left beside:
A couple in their late 20's or early 30's have Pro Palestine Flag on their house which is (ironic) because the neighbor beside them is polar opposite as Conservative lifestyle. The wife has million stickers on the back of her white Subaru. Her tiny short husband has a older dark red Subaru from 90's that flashes orange light at night as there is some wire issue in that car. They always come out and find random wild animals to rescue or plant mini baby Christmas trees in middle of July in their front yard

The House to the far right beside me:
Some Random Black guy with early 2000's ocean blue honda mini van then one day the entire rear window was shattered and covered with bare see through tarp flapping in the wind. At first he was living by himself then some black baby mama stop by every weekend to drop her kids off and he seems grumpy about it. Then a year later, it seems like the baby momma and him got back together. This black dude doesn't wear a t-shirt but shorts on and sits on his lawn chair smoking probably something green and stinky, scrolling through his phone. He sits outside more than being inside his house. A lot of time, my wife told me that she noticed through the window that he sits alone in the mini van like ALOT during day & especially more during the night but doesn't drive off - instead he gets out and back into the house

Oh yeah one more thing - a whole squad of firemen came to their house knocking on the door at 11pm at night and looking through their window but we knew they were definitely home and didn't even answer or open their door. When the firemen left, the black guy opened the door and waved his hand out as a stream of smoke was coming out

Anyway yeah these are my neighbors

What about you?

[Electric Cupcake]

Kid who keeps shooting nerf darts into my yard, and never retrieves them, and I find them after the snow melts in spring when I run them over with the mower.

I don't even close my gate. I might be an asocial hermit, but I don't think I've ever given the impression that you can't come over to get your ♥♥♥♥.

[Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]

maybe the third dude is using his car to vlog. everybody's got struggles and some people, for some reason completely incomprehensible to me, choose to share their pains with strangers on the internet. anyway, the car is nice for vlogging because the upholstery acts as a natural acoustic damper and, if they really do just hang out at home all day, it functions as a second or third space separate from the home. idk, just spitballing.

also idk my neighbors too well and that's fine by me. i wouldn't wanna know me either.

[Bunnei Bealla]

Idk it's pretty mixed here, there's families, singles and couples, gay and straight, women and men, young and old and different races
uwu

[Alliesaurus]

Ned Flanders

[Getmegreek]

Originally posted by Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...:

maybe the third dude is using his car to vlog. everybody's got struggles and some people, for some reason completely incomprehensible to me, choose to share their pains with strangers on the internet. anyway, the car is nice for vlogging because the upholstery acts as a natural acoustic damper and, if they really do just hang out at home all day, it functions as a second or third space separate from the home. idk, just spitballing.

also idk my neighbors too well and that's fine by me. i wouldn't wanna know me either.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[MinionJoe]

I have a family from California on one side and a family from Georgia on the other.

I'd say I'm the DMZ, but I've not demilitarized...

(We all have dogs though, so we naturally get along alright.)

[Psycho]

an old guy that mows his lawn in a speedo all the time

[Bunnei Bealla]

Originally posted by Psycho:

an old guy that mows his lawn in a speedo all the time

that's disgusting
please tell me where you live so I can see this disgusting display for myself uwu

[Mina]

nice try federal sir

[salamander]

i do not really know many of my neighbours beyond a few minor details.

flat across with me is a young woman, i have spoken to her a few times in passing but nothing beyond greetings.

flat right next to me is an azerbaijani family, theyre very kind and ive had a few longer conversations with the father before. their children are very quiet and well behaved.

flat to the left of me is an older couple, maybe like 50s. they have a corgi and its pretty cute. my cats have actually said hi to the corgi before when ive let them out into the hallways, and they get along.

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

My neighbor? I doubt such thing exists. Have you been taking your medication?

[Getmegreek]

Originally posted by Q-T_3.14.exe:

My neighbor? I doubt such thing exists. Have you been taking your medication?

I've been taking my Omega Fish Oil Vitamin

[artfreeman43]

I do not have any neighbors. I have bought most of the lots that border my house. Plan to buy the three lots across the street.

[Kurt.S]

ive lived here my whole life but i dont really know any of my neighbors

[76561199540158642]

you better keep an eye out on those terrorist neighbors they could be targeting the short guy neighbors family in some weird retaliation attack for whats going on in the world.

also sounds like the black guy is the most interesting, he sits in his car smoking weed cause its cold, and in the summer he just does it on the porch, he most likely has kids in the house now so he is at last not smoking when the wife and kids are home in the same room.

he could be smoking meth or crack though.

all in all your neighbors don't see that bad, but i would try to move though to somewhere with no neighbors.