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Azza ☠ 2025년 1월 30일 오후 12시 25분
Female Shark Pregnant (without a male)
Two female swell sharks named Ethel and Lucy kept in a tank together without a male around since 2014 (10 years+), got pregnant and had a baby pup shark named Yoko!

They don't know what female shark had the baby. They will wait till he's older to get a blood test.

Either it was a transgender shark?

Reproduced asexually by creating a genetic copy of herself (parthenogenesis)?

Or had a delayed stored egg for fertilization and decided now is a good time to have the baby?

What other creatures could possibly do this?

Could humans do this! Are we males no longer needed for females? So long a female is in isolation of males for at least 10 years?

Nature finds a way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oijEsqT2QKQ
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GunsForBucks 2025년 1월 30일 오후 12시 51분 
Or the creepy janitor guy
Azza ☠ 2025년 1월 30일 오후 12시 53분 
GunsForBucks님이 먼저 게시:
It's obviously Jesus Shark
Wake up people

SHARK JESUS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLo9bLw2U0
Voroff 2025년 1월 30일 오후 12시 53분 
GunsForBucks님이 먼저 게시:
Or the creepy janitor guy
+1, my first thought =D
40000Aggro 2025년 1월 30일 오후 1시 31분 
Ȼħⱥꞥꞥēł8753452님이 먼저 게시:
my soup is pregnant, just found out this morning!
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Oh god lord and jesus please help me that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Your soup is a few letters short of an alphabet it seems. Shark soup is awful.
40000Aggro 2025년 1월 30일 오후 1시 36분 
I'd hate to be the sad sap that finds out his drunken night out ended up making him the proud dad of a shark, that and calling his girlfriend a shark is always a great way to charm the ladies.

Good thing literal sharks aren't known for their intellect otherwise I'm sure they'd be offended and wouldn't sleep with a human.
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sleeps 2025년 1월 30일 오후 1시 39분 
stop... 😭
Azza ☠ 2025년 1월 30일 오후 1시 40분 
Voroff님이 먼저 게시:
GunsForBucks님이 먼저 게시:
Or the creepy janitor guy
+1, my first thought =D

This reminded me of my childhood SharkBoy and LavaGirl...

It looks so cringe now, but I enjoyed it as a kid. I'll give the actor (Taylor Lautner) is insanely skilled and actually fit. The special effects seems so lame now. The story line, utterly stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSY-ax0uja4

But how did he become a shark boy in the first place? Yikes.
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permanent name 2025년 1월 30일 오후 1시 47분 
god's obsessed with fish egg reproduction methods.

might've just put some sperm in the tank.

or maybe they really wanted a kid together and someone knew this and made it happen. idk.
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R-S!N 2025년 1월 30일 오후 3시 44분 
"Seaman" :taloslol:

Seaman (Dreamcast) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
https://youtu.be/-IV8hCvsXy0?si=vGnsxVW7qTWTIU5o
Echo NO Aim 2025년 1월 30일 오후 3시 58분 
Some shark species can reproduce via asexual reproduction. It's nothing new.
Ulfrinn 2025년 1월 30일 오후 4시 09분 
The fact you asked if humans could do this tells me you have no interest in the story itself if it cannot satiate some other ideological craving of yours. The pursuit of science takes a backseat to your pursuit of your own theology.
Azza ☠ 2025년 1월 30일 오후 6시 53분 
Ulfrinn님이 먼저 게시:
The fact you asked if humans could do this tells me you have no interest in the story itself if it cannot satiate some other ideological craving of yours. The pursuit of science takes a backseat to your pursuit of your own theology.

It's called a joke...

Same with the "transgender shark" comment, which would only upset the anti-woke grifters.

The fact I have to explain to you that it's a joke suggests a lot about you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPYgtVHa8NI
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Azza ☠ 2025년 1월 30일 오후 6시 56분 
Echo NO Aim님이 먼저 게시:
Some shark species can reproduce via asexual reproduction. It's nothing new.

Because they are dinosaurs and watched Jurassic Park / Shark!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oehW-BRnbNk
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Lime 2025년 1월 30일 오후 6시 56분 
Baby shark do do dodo do do!~
Azza ☠ 2025년 1월 30일 오후 7시 00분 
Lime님이 먼저 게시:
Baby shark do do dodo do do!~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGnTvvW0eN4
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