Prince Harry and Meghan - soon to be divorced - according to Vice

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The latest article from Vice points out that lady Meghan Markle is shopping around for a publisher to throw a deal for a book titled "Post Divorce".

And no, it's not in reference to any of her previous 2 husbands, but to the current one, Prince Harry.

So, she went from B-rated show star to Royal Family and now gonna go back to the old habits, shopping for a brand new boyfriend.

Make your bets, but this time my guess is an Arab Prince or a Sheik.

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Don't do it again

LOL

I don't take orders from anyone OK

Umm, actually, if you're really a brit and you didn't lie, YOU DO TAKE ORDERS FROM YOUR KING!

As you are a mere subject of the crown.

[Top Cat]

The King doesn't issue orders. Sorry to inform you of something you clearly don't know about...

[Bunnei Bealla]

I'll believe it when I see it
not like I care if they do or don't
lots of celebrity couples are always rumoured to be on the verge of breaking up and them 10 years go by and they're still together, it's usually the ones that everyone thinks will go the distance that suddenly split uwu

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The King doesn't issue orders. Sorry to inform you of something you clearly don't know...

Things your King can order you to do, or anyone else who is not of a noble descent, as in, just a subject of the crown:

(keep in mind, you can choose to disobey your king, but he can still issue these orders)

- excommunicate you from the church of england
- deny you the right to religiously marry person X or Y
- appoint you as a special emissary of the king in country X
- appoint you as a WHATEVER TITLE he chooses to
- give you land by royal decree
- order you to donate any 4x4 cars you own to the military, in case of war
- order you to convert your other houses that you own, except the one you live in, in WHATEVER is needed, if it's bigger than 2 bedrooms, in case of war
- order you to convert your factory production from X to Y, in case of war
- order you to cease trade with X or Y company, in special circumstances
- grant you special permits to legally "break the law", in special circumstances, most related to diplomacy and espionage and military endeavors

And others, but I'm too lazy to find them all.

[unskilled-]

OI, YOU GOT A ROYAL DECREE FOR DAT BRUV?