Tell me your best joke

[Joseph Saonov]

At the last family gathering, I realized that my mighty and glorious list of jokes had run out, and I’d like to replenish it. So, share with me your funniest joke!

[salamander]

"I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add." - steven wright

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Originally posted by salamander:

"I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add." - steven wright

Why did this make me laugh?

There's one from the 90's I think, which is just stupid, but my family will never allow me to forget it:

*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Me"
*He opened the door and it was him*

[Brma]

I'm not sure why divorce gets such a bad rap. I've wanted to be a stepdad since I saw my first porno.

[Schamyl006]

I am not Codsworth

[kino]

Abortion - it brings out the kid in you...

[Vex Hilarius]

What did the doctor say to the patient as he walked into the sperm bank?

"Get a load of this guy"


How do you fit 4 females on a stool?

Turn it upside down.


What does Spiderman and Italians have in common?

They both like to shoot their rope all over NYC.

[WarHeRo]

Originally posted by KinoZena:

Abortion - it brings out the kid in you...

u could have made the same joke with birth too

[trullzlul]

What did 50 do when he got hungry?

58

[salamander]

Originally posted by trullzlul:

What did 50 do when he got hungry?

58

ahahahah, such a silly dumb joke but this one actually made me laugh for some reason.

[Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]

i suck at remembering jokes and the only one i do is the one from Boondock Saints

[trullzlul]

Originally posted by salamander:

Originally posted by trullzlul:

What did 50 do when he got hungry?

58

ahahahah, such a silly dumb joke but this one actually made me laugh for some reason.

thank yah!

[talemore]

You have the rights to remain silent

[talemore]

It's just a game

[PaulKrawitz]

I can't... my jokes are too offensive.

[Blood]

American cops aren't racist.