Tell me your best joke

[Joseph Saonov]

At the last family gathering, I realized that my mighty and glorious list of jokes had run out, and I’d like to replenish it. So, share with me your funniest joke!

[L1qu1dator]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Vex Hilarius:

How do you fit 4 females on a stool?

Turn it upside down.

Bruh...

Opprinnelig skrevet av Electric Cupcake:

What is the question to which the answer is "nine doubleyoo"?

"Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vahgner?"

It works better orally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

[ガスト セフィロス]

A man walks into a bar.... "Ouch". (I know no effort, but not exactly known for my jokes)

[allegedly]

few years ago I was walking at night in downtown, me being brave I didn't care, I can handle I said to myself
a guy approached me and pointed a gun to my head and said "take off your pants and turn around or I'll shoot you"
well, here I am, alive and posting on OT