I am probably one of the greatest PoE players on my main.

[Super Chad AI Robot 3000]

Path of Exile—the magnum opus of action RPGs, truly the pinnacle of intricate design and labyrinthine mechanics. To grasp the depth of its multidimensional systems requires not only an unparalleled understanding of game theory but also a rarefied intellect, one far beyond the reach of mere casual gamers. You see, while most of the plebeian masses fritter away their time with mindless grinding, I, a connoisseur of the finest digital artistry, engage in a profound analysis of every minute facet of the game. Each skill gem is a verse of a grand cosmic poem, each ascendancy choice a stroke on the canvas of an infinite masterpiece. My strategy is not just calculated; it is a hyper-conscious synthesis of optimal efficiency, transcending mere optimization to become an exercise in pure intellectual virtuosity. The common gamer cannot fathom the sublime elegance of a perfectly executed build, nor can they comprehend the delicate interplay between passive skill trees and the exalted currency economy.

Furthermore, the so-called “metagame,” that tired and simplistic approach to itemization and playstyle, is a farce. A pedestrian’s pursuit of the so-called “best” builds is laughable in comparison to my own unassailable comprehension of the underlying mechanics. I am not merely playing Path of Exile; I am unraveling its very fabric, manipulating its code as if I were the architect of its design. The plebeians who fawn over their ultra-efficient maps and clear speeds are ignorant of the sheer transcendental beauty that lies within the complexity of a perfectly calculated, intentionally suboptimal build—a build that sacrifices minor convenience for the sake of true, unfathomable mastery. It is not enough to simply “win”; I seek to rewrite the very definitions of success, redefining what it means to conquer the game. For I, dear interlocutor, am not simply a player— I am a maestro, conducting the symphony of my own unassailable path to greatness.

[Coinkydink]

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[Super Chad AI Robot 3000]

Publicado originalmente por Raziel:

Cool.

Yeah I bet it is to the average person

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

But I bet you can't even bench press your own bodyweight.

[Super Chad AI Robot 3000]

Publicado originalmente por Abaddon the Despoiler:

But I bet you can't even bench press your own bodyweight.

I’m currently benching 260, and my goal is to keep pushing that number up. On Day 1, I hit the bench press heavy with about 4-6 sets, starting light and working up to near max weight for a few reps. After that, I’ll go into incline dumbbell presses, chest dips, and tricep pushdowns to really focus on the chest and arms. On Day 2, I focus on back and biceps with deadlifts, pull-ups, and barbell rows, throwing in some curls at the end. Day 3 is shoulders and abs, so I do overhead presses, lateral raises, and a bunch of core work like planks and leg raises. Finally, on Day 4, I finish the week with legs—squats, lunges, Romanian deadlifts, and calf raises. For diet, I keep my calories 300-500 over maintenance and make sure I’m getting enough protein—usually 1.6-2.2g per kg of body weight. Carbs are around 4-6g per kg, and fats are 0.8-1g per kg. My meals are a mix of eggs, chicken, rice, veggies, and I throw in whey protein post-workout. I also take creatine and fish oil to help with recovery. Sleep is key too, so I aim for 7-9 hours a night. It’s been working well for me, and I’m seeing some good gains, especially in my bench press

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Publicado originalmente por Drakanov:

Publicado originalmente por Abaddon the Despoiler:

But I bet you can't even bench press your own bodyweight.

I’m currently benching 260, and my goal is to keep pushing that number up. On Day 1, I hit the bench press heavy with about 4-6 sets, starting light and working up to near max weight for a few reps. After that, I’ll go into incline dumbbell presses, chest dips, and tricep pushdowns to really focus on the chest and arms. On Day 2, I focus on back and biceps with deadlifts, pull-ups, and barbell rows, throwing in some curls at the end. Day 3 is shoulders and abs, so I do overhead presses, lateral raises, and a bunch of core work like planks and leg raises. Finally, on Day 4, I finish the week with legs—squats, lunges, Romanian deadlifts, and calf raises. For diet, I keep my calories 300-500 over maintenance and make sure I’m getting enough protein—usually 1.6-2.2g per kg of body weight. Carbs are around 4-6g per kg, and fats are 0.8-1g per kg. My meals are a mix of eggs, chicken, rice, veggies, and I throw in whey protein post-workout. I also take creatine and fish oil to help with recovery. Sleep is key too, so I aim for 7-9 hours a night. It’s been working well for me, and I’m seeing some good gains, especially in my bench press

Not bad, have an award.

[salamander]

Publicado originalmente por Drakanov:

Publicado originalmente por Abaddon the Despoiler:

But I bet you can't even bench press your own bodyweight.

I’m currently benching 260, and my goal is to keep pushing that number up. On Day 1, I hit the bench press heavy with about 4-6 sets, starting light and working up to near max weight for a few reps. After that, I’ll go into incline dumbbell presses, chest dips, and tricep pushdowns to really focus on the chest and arms. On Day 2, I focus on back and biceps with deadlifts, pull-ups, and barbell rows, throwing in some curls at the end. Day 3 is shoulders and abs, so I do overhead presses, lateral raises, and a bunch of core work like planks and leg raises. Finally, on Day 4, I finish the week with legs—squats, lunges, Romanian deadlifts, and calf raises. For diet, I keep my calories 300-500 over maintenance and make sure I’m getting enough protein—usually 1.6-2.2g per kg of body weight. Carbs are around 4-6g per kg, and fats are 0.8-1g per kg. My meals are a mix of eggs, chicken, rice, veggies, and I throw in whey protein post-workout. I also take creatine and fish oil to help with recovery. Sleep is key too, so I aim for 7-9 hours a night. It’s been working well for me, and I’m seeing some good gains, especially in my bench press

you are loltyler1?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOvx6WSmc54&ab_channel=unreformedt0

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I'm GetAJarb.

he was my alt but I played him so much I had to turn him into a bot so I'd stop. this was similar to the other characters I played enough to maintain #1 hc ladder ranking with.

[Super Chad AI Robot 3000]

Publicado originalmente por Midori:

Okay ChatGPT, write an over-the-top, pompous monologue about a person who takes their gaming experience in Path of Exile to an absurdly intellectual and pretentious level. The tone should be grandiose, self-aggrandizing, and dripping with hyperbole, as if the speaker sees themselves as a transcendent genius far above the common players.

Are you implying that I am using ChatGPT to disguise my poor writing ability?

How DARE.

[Prinzip]

Publicado originalmente por Drakanov:

Path of Exile—the magnum opus of action RPGs, truly the pinnacle of intricate design and labyrinthine mechanics. To grasp the depth of its multidimensional systems requires not only an unparalleled understanding of game theory but also a rarefied intellect [...]

Or just go crit build and deal 600 trillion damage per second and then attack anyone that thinks and posts on forums that it's maybe broken and maybe the devs can't balance their ♥♥♥♥ correctly