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How do I bust a nut?
I need to split a walnut, and I don't have a nutcracker or a hammer. What do I do?
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Pull out your handy dandy kitchen gun and show it who's boss.
mai72 Jan 5 @ 2:16pm 
This is nasty talk! No?
If not using a heavy solid object for impact, you can use a small sharp knife the pry it opened.
Vox Jan 5 @ 2:19pm 
Use a spanner
Würm Jan 5 @ 2:21pm 
Originally posted by HermitTheToad:
I need to split a walnut, and I don't have a nutcracker or a hammer. What do I do?

You don't have a hammer... you need to rethink your entire life.
Originally posted by HermitTheToad:
I need to split a walnut, and I don't have a nutcracker or a hammer. What do I do?

do you know what a rock is?

a hammer.

you're welcome.
Ask Suzanne Somers to open it for you. Don't ask for details.
Put on shoes, put it on the ground and jump on it from a chair
They make these toy soldier things that get popular around December. Apparently one fought a rat that came from nobility.
Smash with your hand on the table.
Originally posted by HermitTheToad:
I need to split a walnut, and I don't have a nutcracker or a hammer. What do I do?
"Coolest man alive", idk, probably not what anyone who'd call themselves that would do!
my hands can help you uwu
Originally posted by HermitTheToad:
How do I bust a nut?
I need to split a walnut, and I don't have a nutcracker or a hammer. What do I do?
Eh you can use gravity or any blunt object like a rock or one of those old hefty books, etc.
Last edited by Uncle Sam; Jan 5 @ 2:44pm
Get your meat tenderizer out. Keep beating until the nut is busted.
hit it with a pan
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