What if you used dog piss on a drug test

[Adept]

What if you have a pre-employment drug test and you had nobody to pee clean for you so you collected your dogs piss? Would they be able to tell? (Smell , taste, etc?)

[xDDD]

Yeah as soon as the doctor at the test place swishes it around in his mouth he'll instantly know that it tastes like Bud Light dog piss.

[Beardface31]

Taste?

[Adept]

Opprinnelig skrevet av xDDD:

Yeah as soon as the doctor at the test place swishes it around in his mouth he'll instantly know that it tastes like Bud Light dog piss.

I figured using their 5 senses they might catch on. Hopefully my dog hasnt been smoking lately.

[skOsH♥]

Umm..yeah. they would run tests on it and ask you if you were really a human.

If dog pee worked, it would be a solution offered all over the internet.

[DOOMGIRL69]

yeah that's not gonna work, however like somebody i used to hang out with did. you can ask a friend who is clean to pee in a small container and tape it too the inside of your thigh and pour it in when you go for the test. but its better to not do them if you are going to be tested tbh, either way good luck op i hope you pass <3

[WANG ATTACK]

it smells different than human pee. Trust me I know

[Holding These Alligators Down]

OP, can you bark?
If so then you might pass the test and go free.

[76561198856165040]

I don't know, why don't you try it out and get back to us kid.

[WhiteKnight77]

Ask yourself why there is a temperature strip on the container. Just taping a sample to your leg or keeping it in your underwear before going to the test is not going to make it warm enough to be a legitimate sample. I watched one kid try that and was busted for it.

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Opprinnelig skrevet av Holographix:

it smells different than human pee. Trust me I know

Also dog pee has a green hue to it.

Also don't use female urine more so if she is on that time of the month. Also if you are a dude it might come back pregnant.