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If I were to do it I would start by simplifying spelling and reverting to pre vowel shift pronunciations, which would make pronunciation and spelling more phonetic and more consistent. If you see "ou" in the middle of a sentence, it's prounced the same.
There's also a lot of redundancies in having same pronunciations for different letters, part of this is because of the change in pronunciations through the above mentioned period, like gh, in some words being pronounced like an F.
Edit: I think the English language is fine. There are some things I would change. The word “near miss”. They didn’t nearly miss; they “nearly hit”.
I added more to my post. I've actually studied a lot of the history of a few language groups, especially the Germanic language groups and how English evolved. It's not impossible.
Similarly, the original English word for "you" was "þu" I'm not sure if this first character displays correctly, but it should look like a lowercase p and b together. the symbol "þ" later became "th" when English adopted the roman alphabet, which didn't have a letter to represent the dental fricative "th" sound that English has. "þu" would have had a short dental fricative sound and a "long u" sound. Pretty similar to it's German cousin meaning the same thing "du."
Once the Roman alphabet was adopted, this word got rewritten to "thou" which is often mispronounced, it still would have been pronounced the same. It eventually got combined with the word "ye" which is a plural version of the word, into the singular "you." But the original "long u" form of the "ou" vowel pair remained, but in other words, it got changed. Words like couch, pouch, slouch.
This all happened around the 1400's, a period known as the "great vowel shift." So technically to "fix" English, you have to undo that. And if you undo that, you're going to be diving deeply into Old English and adopting some standardizations that were originally founded along with the language. That doesn't mean you have to teach Old English, or start spelling "what" as "hwæt." But, technically in that word, the H is pronounced, it did come first. Stewie Griffin was right. But you do have to de-shift the vowels and that might force some spelling changes.
The only problem is, a lot of the words we incorporated, we already had versions of, which is why now you have so many words in English that just mean the same thing, or only exist to increase the vocabulary, when other words, or compounding.