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[swillfly]

. . . possibly one of the worst ways to die is to be eaten alive

just imagine: you are in agony but some excruciating sliver of sanity recognizes that someone or something is *consuming* you whilst you are still semi-alive

Q: which pieces are you least fond of losing?

[Bunnei Bealla]

Is that a jeepers creepers reference uwu

[salamander]

Originally posted by Bunnei Bealla:

Is that a jeepers creepers reference uwu

great movie, creepy horrible person who directed it though

[swillfly]

Originally posted by Bunnei Bealla:

Is that a jeepers creepers reference uwu

ah - a cookie for you Bun - it's a snappy lil plate with dire meaning (and a decent horror indie film franchise)

[C4Warr10r]

In that scenario? My weapons. Here I am, being eaten alive, and the things I was supposedly trained to use as extensions of my body are not around, while the enemy is inviting me into its softest parts. I think I'd miss grenades, most of all.

[swillfly]

I think the worst way to be eaten is if it's a loooong, drawn-out digestion . . . like inside a monster's acidic stomach where you are aware of your body *melting* but can do nothing to prevent the outcome except scream, puke, whimper, convulse, and wait for the minutes to expire hoping the next will be your last.

[permanent name]

et est un gein.

vy, vallyfolleuin at et un dargresenen dugan. et all the world as a cake. to be given as one does not act so as to take away the slice dserived by thy actions. For to see thine own cake, and taketh away thy which thy discrente ave.le et atieante, thou do not get cake.

thou deserve vestements and fists, in any language which thine forswith declense'.

et thine facile; thy fascill, et thy asficime.

it is simple. you get not cake. we eat you. you die. it is life, you should not complain that we do the right hing today when we dd ye what yes we said today, yesterday, when you asked what we dseires todae.

et alemonde; fascible et ye alebomde; preperun et ye el e elemene alamund yet e non est. soooit ye alemond, monge ye et almond.

[swillfly]

fine vestments make the fryer
. . . those sweet altar boy toes are like spicy wings . . num num num

[permanent name]

un friar un vecheitchen, un geist ze un et ei geischten; un un ei et ze ve. geistchen et ei vei enesichtein et lei.

vei, unegesishtenetelei, und et vei eschlenstenei, un ennei et vein es ein es unnesleschetein, vein. et ungesichlesteien unnei utt beiben; vein, scheli un et ein vein. vei, schuin, et ein eun, schlunveiestunnein, vein et eun et all, vein et un ei etunein, vein et umeninglescionein, ein ungelstein.

vas unt end un alterran; gaian desein. banzai, ningen.

[Thadeus]

Originally posted by swillfly:

I think the worst way to be eaten is if it's a loooong, drawn-out digestion . . . like inside a monster's acidic stomach where you are aware of your body *melting* but can do nothing to prevent the outcome except scream, puke, whimper, convulse, and wait for the minutes to expire hoping the next will be your last.

Odds are you will suffocate a lot sooner. The insides of the stomach are not like in a cartoon, it's actually very tight and there is no air.

[swillfly]

Originally posted by Thadeus:

Originally posted by swillfly:

I think the worst way to be eaten is if it's a loooong, drawn-out digestion . . . like inside a monster's acidic stomach where you are aware of your body *melting* but can do nothing to prevent the outcome except scream, puke, whimper, convulse, and wait for the minutes to expire hoping the next will be your last.

Odds are you will suffocate a lot sooner. The insides of the stomach are not like in a cartoon, it's actually very tight and there is no air.

True - and likely die of a heart attack well before then, so it would have to be a movie monster/alien - not any creature's stomach that we know of.

[Pieshaman]

depends if you get start eaten at your head or your feet.
if a bear pops my head like a melon, at least it is over quick.
but if he start eat me at my feet it can take a while with being in pain and fear.

[swillfly]

Originally posted by Pieshaman:

depends if you get start eaten at your head or your feet.
if a bear pops my head like a melon, at least it is over quick.
but if he start eat me at my feet it can take a while with being in pain and fear.

shock + blood loss = you won't be conscious if something's removed a foot/leg/etc.

slow monster alien digestion or dipped in acid seems most agonizing as you're in no hurry to reach the finish line