Who Likes Big Surprises?

[swillfly]

G A M E O V E R

*burp*

[Tonepoet]

Originally posted by Kiddiec͕̤̱͋̿͑͠at 🃏:

Originally posted by swillfly:

Who Likes Big Surprises?
G A M E O V E R

*burp*

Ummm... what? Did you eat one of the forum users?

Hey, where'd my arm go?

[swillfly]

Originally posted by Kiddiec͕̤̱͋̿͑͠at 🃏:

Originally posted by swillfly:

Who Likes Big Surprises?
G A M E O V E R

*burp*

Ummm... what? Did you eat one of the forum users?

nah . . . altho that does pose an interesting topic - thx kiddie!

[Nülliflower]

there really isn't much to be surprised by these days. if, despite that, we should come across a fact so surprising we can label it a Big Surprise, then it must be quite the Massive Shocker; the effect these events should have on us is further amplified by the complete and utter lack of surprises in our day-to-day lives, as though a linear function running parallel to the x axis for many hundreds of thousands of arguments were to suddenly Skyrocket; and it is this Skyrocketing that shall condemn us to a sudden Cardiac Arrest or, worse yet, a Petrification, reducing us to a lifeless effigy of stone.

[salamander]

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

there really isn't much to be surprised by these days. if, despite that, we should come across a fact so surprising we can label it a Big Surprise, then it must be quite the Massive Shocker; the effect these events should have on us is further amplified by the complete and utter lack of surprises in our day-to-day lives, as though a linear function running parallel to the x axis for many hundreds of thousands of arguments were to suddenly Skyrocket; and it is this Skyrocketing that shall condemn us to a sudden Cardiac Arrest or, worse yet, a Petrification, reducing us to a lifeless effigy of stone.

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[Chaosolous]

I hate all surprises.

You know what a surprise you don’t want is called?

A problem.

[Nülliflower]

Originally posted by punished salamander:

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

there really isn't much to be surprised by these days. if, despite that, we should come across a fact so surprising we can label it a Big Surprise, then it must be quite the Massive Shocker; the effect these events should have on us is further amplified by the complete and utter lack of surprises in our day-to-day lives, as though a linear function running parallel to the x axis for many hundreds of thousands of arguments were to suddenly Skyrocket; and it is this Skyrocketing that shall condemn us to a sudden Cardiac Arrest or, worse yet, a Petrification, reducing us to a lifeless effigy of stone.

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explain þe ſource of thy confuſione, my Friend, and i ſhall elaborate Further on any given Pointe.

[salamander]

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

Originally posted by punished salamander:

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explain þe ſource of thy confuſione, my Friend, and i ſhall elaborate Further on any given Pointe.

i am sorry friend, i took an edible awhile ago. my brain is very small right now, forgive me.

[Martlet]

I like Not Big Suprise

https://steamcommunity.com/id/smallsurprise

[Nülliflower]

Originally posted by punished salamander:

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

explain þe ſource of thy confuſione, my Friend, and i ſhall elaborate Further on any given Pointe.

i am sorry friend, i took an edible awhile ago. my brain is very small right now, forgive me. :runeshock:

it iſ fine. we too would ingeſte Narcotiſs, if we had Any. ſo we doe, yet we muſte not take Them, for it woulde reſult in þe ſerotonin ſickneſse.

[salamander]

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

Originally posted by punished salamander:

i am sorry friend, i took an edible awhile ago. my brain is very small right now, forgive me.

it iſ fine. we too would ingeſte Narcotiſs, if we had Any. ſo we doe, yet we muſte not take Them, for it woulde reſult in þe ſerotonin ſickneſse.

hahahaha one of those "am i having a stroke?" moments reading this. :P while high

[Nülliflower]

Originally posted by punished salamander:

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

it iſ fine. we too would ingeſte Narcotiſs, if we had Any. ſo we doe, yet we muſte not take Them, for it woulde reſult in þe ſerotonin ſickneſse.

hahahaha one of those "am i having a stroke?" moments reading this. :P while high :tbptongue:

we woulde certainly not deſire of Thee to have such a ſtroke, aſ that woulde be a great Unpleaſantneſse. we urge thee to tend to thy Healþe carefully.

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

No

[swillfly]

Originally posted by Chaosolous:

I hate all surprises.

You know what a surprise you don’t want is called?

A problem.

so . . . death is gonna be a real big bummer for you then if it's a surprise, yeh?

[permanent name]

me.

alexi and I fought in stalingrad. his input on my firearm was invaluable; though I had left out the poor RPM of the design as a realistic concern, instead supplicating myself in front of my sempai whose volume per minute ascertations where enemies lay ratio were beyond question, Alexi is the one who pointed out that lower RPM allowsthe ooperator to respond to emergent trheats better than higher roundsminutes.

So while my compatriotrs offered designs which would find the Russian Empire, now a Collecivist, Communist, People-and-their-fire-serving military interest, firing 10 more bulles than they could aim,

Alexi said the operator should be allowed to pick one target per bullet, even if the operator were a little bit slow and maybe should not have been given such a gun which fires so many.

After alll, the russian empire was built on bullets on fire, without fire, and which upon further inspection mostly lay in commonwealth ally hands.

As such, any number of rounds more than the oppa may direct is more than the oppa ought to be given.

An as such, the oppa waits his turn. Dilligently and pateitnly, he sees where the bullets have most effect.

Even if his mother ought tel him; no, those are english targets, you must hit them twice or it is as if you never fired at all.

[Nogsec]

They are annoying and unwelcome.