The Chronicle of Mario and Luigi versus John Gotti

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Part Un

Mario:

We can't pay our rent anymore, Luigi. Covid killed our plumbing business and our landlord won't give a ♥♥♥♥ and raised the rent ten fold. Brooklyn is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Luigi.

Luigi:

But Mario, I don't understand, you said we could make it this month Mario.

Mario:

That was a lie, Luigi. I borrowed money from John Gotti so we could bring food to our table and treat your mushroom addiction. You're my brother, but I think it's time to move on. I'm moving to Mexico. If any of Gotti's goombas ask, tell them I'm dead. Goodbye Luigi.

Luigi:

But Mario, we have the princesses castle, we could stay there Mario.

Mario:

No Luigi, that was John Gotti's mansion. You were high on mushrooms and you ♥♥♥♥ in his pool. That was a week ago.

Luigi:

Mamma mia Mario, what are we gonna do?

Mario:

Run for the border, Luigi. It's better if we split up, I'll be somewhere in Mexico, you go to Nova Scotia.

Gunshots are audible as the door to their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ apartment gets blown apart

Part Deux

Gotti:

Not so fast, pesky plumbers. It is I, John Gotti, you owe me $200,000 and a pool.

Mario:

♥♥♥♥ it's John Gotti, Luigi run.

Gotti:

You cannoli longer run. I have my men surrounding your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ apartment.

Luigi:

I'm tired of running Mario, give me my mushroom...

Mario:

Luigi what are you talking about? I thought you were in rehab.

Luigi:

Mushrooms give me super reflexes Mario. We are not running away. We're going to end this here and now.

Mario:

♥♥♥♥ I guess we have no choices Luigi, I'll follow you.

Gotti:

What are you doughing you plumbing pricks.

Mario & Luigi:

You can take away our lives, but you can't take our freedom, John Gotti

Mario & Luigi:

Pasta La Vista

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This is Nintendo cease and desist.