Russia vs. Naruto

[Bind0fGod]

which side would win the war?

[Xero_Daxter]

Originally posted by Bind0fGod:

Originally posted by Static-ghost:

Power of friendship

That sure did help Ukraine against Russia.

Naruto is just built different. He got that dog in him. No, he got that fox in him.

[Bind0fGod]

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

Originally posted by Bind0fGod:

That sure did help Ukraine against Russia.

Naruto is just built different. He got that dog in him. No, he got that fox in him.

When North Korea comes to Russia's defense, how many troops can 9 tail take at once? 5.000? 10,000?

[Xero_Daxter]

Originally posted by Bind0fGod:

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

Naruto is just built different. He got that dog in him. No, he got that fox in him.

When North Korea comes to Russia's defense, how many troops can 9 tail take at once? 5.000? 10,000?

You realize the 9 Tails was tossing ninjas around like rag dolls? Even the 3rd Hokage had trouble fighting against the fox. A fox that can cause tsunamis by waving his tail.

You overestimate your chances.

[Bind0fGod]

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

Originally posted by Bind0fGod:

When North Korea comes to Russia's defense, how many troops can 9 tail take at once? 5.000? 10,000?

You realize the 9 Tails was tossing ninjas around like rag dolls? Even the 3rd Hokage had trouble fighting against the fox. A fox that can cause tsunamis by waving his tail.

You overestimate your chances.

Yeah but all they had was kunai. The show never tested 9 tails against modern firearms concentrating fire.

[Xero_Daxter]

Originally posted by Bind0fGod:

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

You realize the 9 Tails was tossing ninjas around like rag dolls? Even the 3rd Hokage had trouble fighting against the fox. A fox that can cause tsunamis by waving his tail.

You overestimate your chances.

Yeah but all they had was kunai. The show never tested 9 tails against modern firearms concentrating fire.

My dude… the 9 tails can shoot literal nukes. Matter of fact all of the tail beast can do that. The 9 tails even survive tail beast bombs from other tailed beast. And isn’t this topic about Naruto anyways?

[vkobe]

Originally posted by Bind0fGod:

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

Naruto is just built different. He got that dog in him. No, he got that fox in him.

When North Korea comes to Russia's defense, how many troops can 9 tail take at once? 5.000? 10,000?

well if kyubi launch his beast ball he can kill 20 million new yorker

[I throw ball at you]

Naruto can sexy jutsu and convince Putin to be his wife. Then he kills Putin in his sleep and become the president of Russia.

[vkobe]

Originally posted by Lits:

Naruto can sexy jutsu and convince Putin to be his wife. Then he kills Putin in his sleep and become the president of Russia.

you forget he can send his clone to washington, new york and mar largo and turn them into trump family and later his clone can rule usa

[Xero_Daxter]

At the end of the day Naruto wins. Even if you high ball Russia and low ball Naruto, Naruto still wins.

[I throw ball at you]

Originally posted by vkobe:

Originally posted by Lits:

Naruto can sexy jutsu and convince Putin to be his wife. Then he kills Putin in his sleep and become the president of Russia.

you forget he can send his clone to washington, new york and mar largo and turn them into trump family and later his clone can rule usa

He can also end World War III and declare World Peace too

[Sixtyfivekills]

I liked when Putin revealed to be the original king of hokage after Naruto failed his ultimate talk no jutsu technique, as the fat ninja guy in the background kept munching his chips faster.