What's the most embarrassing thing you've done on a first date?

[Amanda]

When I was on a first date with my husband, we ate at Olive Garden.

When the date was over and I got out of my chair, I let one RIP.

I farted so loud the waiter heard it...

What about you?

[Electric Cupcake]

Offered to pay.

Yeah, I was disgustingly old-fashioned.

[Amanda]

Electric Cupcake님이 먼저 게시:

Offered to pay.

Yeah, I was disgustingly old-fashioned.

That's interesting. I love it when my husband pays for my meal.

I usually split the bill but it makes me feel extra special when he pays and doesn't expect anything in return.

[C4Warr10r]

It wasn't really a date, but I wrote a love letter to my first girlfriend in middle school. And it was terrible because I didn't really know her. At the time, she seemed like some sort of sacred object, so I wrote the most romantic things I could think of, even including some French vernacular. My parents raised me to be chivalrous, and that seemed chivalrous, so I sent it to her.

The consequence was being laughed at for weeks, and considered as a "pity boyfriend". That was extremely unpleasant. You know the sense some boys get that all the girls are laughing at them? Sucks when it's actually the case.

She almost broke up with me, but my parents intervened during an invitation to a party at her house. I was strictly forbidden from going to any such thing, especially without supervision, which gave me an easy out. I had to break up with her because of my parents.

They really saved my ass, though I made a show of protest. How would any girls like me if I didn't do things I was terrified of, like boy-girl parties late at night? I had no idea how to handle girls, despite having my first girlfriend in pre-school and another one with a little moustache in 6th grade. What even are these things!?

Predictably, I was ridiculed more for not going to that party, so I swore off girls for a while. Men have better things to do, anyway, like focus on military matters, mechanical aptitude, computer science, etc , until I got to high school and holy **** how are girls so irresistible?

I had a few more embarrassing moments after that, but none that Steam will permit. Let's just say that I had a reputation for not "putting out" to begin with, and I had no idea what that meant.

[Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.]

I've met a girl on Facebook who looked really pretty.
It never occured to me why she would mostly use pictures of her face or the upper part of her body.

Little did I know, that she was built like a German tank, downwards from her neck.We are not talking a few pounds too much. Literally, a house on two legs.

It was some kind of a blind date and I tried to sneak out before she would see me but it was too late.
So i had to act as if I had a lot of fun and that I'm into her. Seems like I did a pretty good job, because she asked me if she could bunk with me tonight, because she had 5 hours train ride or whatever.
I was in shock and under pressure so I told her, that I'm gay.

She didn't believe me, of course, and the next 1-2 hours she would rant on how people would always do that to her, and that men are superficial and evil and that she is going to kill herself and so on.
There were also some Karens and SJWs in that place we had our date and they all would attack me and tell me what a terrible person I am. I've never felt more ashamed in my life than on that day.

I still feel bad and still got nightmares from it, I should have been honest, that's what I learned from that day.

[Bind0fGod]

Nothing I've ever done is embarrassing. Other people try to make you feel that emotion because of their own inadequacy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.]

Bind0fGod님이 먼저 게시:

Nothing I've ever done is embarrassing. Other people try to make you feel that emotion because of their own inadequacy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ohhhh, you are one of those. :D
The most cringeworthy peeps I met in my life, had the same attitude. These people are a gift that keeps on giving.

[DOOMGIRL69]

Bind0fGod님이 먼저 게시:

Nothing I've ever done is embarrassing. Other people try to make you feel that emotion because of their own inadequacy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wish i had this mindset, you are lucky <3

[Bind0fGod]

DOOMGIRL69님이 먼저 게시:

Bind0fGod님이 먼저 게시:

Nothing I've ever done is embarrassing. Other people try to make you feel that emotion because of their own inadequacy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wish i had this mindset, you are lucky <3 :bluerune::luv:

God is with me.

Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.님이 먼저 게시:

Bind0fGod님이 먼저 게시:

Nothing I've ever done is embarrassing. Other people try to make you feel that emotion because of their own inadequacy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ohhhh, you are one of those. :D
The most cringeworthy peeps I met in my life, had the same attitude. These people are a gift that keeps on giving.

(highkey proving my point)

[Spada]

I once secretly put a letter with car names in the shoe of my classmate to impress her she and her friends find it out it was me

I still cringe whenever i think about it.

[Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.]

Bind0fGod님이 먼저 게시:

DOOMGIRL69님이 먼저 게시:

wish i had this mindset, you are lucky <3 :bluerune::luv:

God is with me.

Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.님이 먼저 게시:

Ohhhh, you are one of those. :D
The most cringeworthy peeps I met in my life, had the same attitude. These people are a gift that keeps on giving.

(highkey proving my point)

I'm not saying that you are on of those people. You seem very nice and polite.
But I've met people with that attitude who act as if they own the world and they often make a fool of themselves.

[C4Warr10r]

Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.님이 먼저 게시:

I've met a girl on Facebook who looked really pretty.
It never occured to me why she would mostly use pictures of her face or the upper part of her body.

Little did I know, that she was built like a German tank, downwards from her neck.We are not talking a few pounds too much. Literally, a house on two legs.

It was some kind of a blind date and I tried to sneak out before she would see me but it was too late.
So i had to act as if I had a lot of fun and that I'm into her. Seems like I did a pretty good job, because she asked me if she could bunk with me tonight, because she had 5 hours train ride or whatever.
I was in shock and under pressure so I told her, that I'm gay.

She didn't believe me, of course, and the next 1-2 hours she would rant on how people would always do that to her, and that men are superficial and evil and that she is going to kill herself and so on.
There were also some Karens and SJWs in that place we had our date and they all would attack me and tell me what a terrible person I am. I've never felt more ashamed in my life than on that day.

I still feel bad and still got nightmares from it, I should have been honest, that's what I learned from that day.

No way that happened. You're just telling a story.

[Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.]

C4Warr10r님이 먼저 게시:

It wasn't really a date, but I wrote a love letter to my first girlfriend in middle school. And it was terrible because I didn't really know her. At the time, she seemed like some sort of sacred object, so I wrote the most romantic things I could think of, even including some French vernacular. My parents raised me to be chivalrous, and that seemed chivalrous, so I sent it to her.

The consequence was being laughed at for weeks, and considered as a "pity boyfriend". That was extremely unpleasant. You know the sense some boys get that all the girls are laughing at them? Sucks when it's actually the case.

She almost broke up with me, but my parents intervened during an invitation to a party at her house. I was strictly forbidden from going to any such thing, especially without supervision, which gave me an easy out. I had to break up with her because of my parents.

They really saved my ass, though I made a show of protest. How would any girls like me if I didn't do things I was terrified of, like boy-girl parties late at night? I had no idea how to handle girls, despite having my first girlfriend in pre-school and another one with a little moustache in 6th grade. What even are these things!?

Predictably, I was ridiculed more for not going to that party, so I swore off girls for a while. Men have better things to do, anyway, like focus on military matters, mechanical aptitude, computer science, etc , until I got to high school and holy **** how are girls so irresistible?

I had a few more embarrassing moments after that, but none that Steam will permit. Let's just say that I had a reputation for not "putting out" to begin with, and I had no idea what that meant.

No way that happened. You're just telling a story.

[Shiro♌]

I have never been to a date.. I had no time for that kinda stuff back then, and I can't afford to let loose like that for the time being.

DOOMGIRL69님이 먼저 게시:

Bind0fGod님이 먼저 게시:

Nothing I've ever done is embarrassing. Other people try to make you feel that emotion because of their own inadequacy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wish i had this mindset, you are lucky <3 :bluerune:

It mighta be embarrassing, but that's a bonus to be appreciated, isn't it?
Not everyone gets the privilegium of seeing the person being all open and relaxed around you.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Never been on a romantic date, but if she farts then I have to answer the challenge.

[Crystal Sharrd]

Not sure if it really counts but my friend was the only one who considered it a date. 😅