The new Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

They are casting all shapes and sizes for the seven dwarves so what do we even call them then?

Snow White and the Seven Diversity Hires?

[Sir Seanicus, Esq.]

Remember, she's asleep and can't give consent (a concept foreign to Disney execs and Hollywood in general)

[Devsman]

Originally posted by steven1mac:

Originally posted by Sixtyfivekills:

I bet $0.03 that the prince won't give her a revival kiss.

The prince will sing Purple Rain to wake her up. You can't have kissing, that is to controversial nowadays.

Probably more like, if she's asleep she can't consent. Which is not particularly unreasonable when you can change one line of dialog to make it so he has to do something else instead.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Originally posted by Munithe EXT:

I don't care about what they do to the dwarves but I care how grown adults are getting mad about a kid's movie cause it is funny watching you cry real tears about it.

Except the original was made in the 1930s off of a Grimm Fable which was made in the 1800s so... it's not just a cartoon.

But someone such as yourself wouldn't even know the history of something like that.

Just MUH cartoon. Take a hike.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Originally posted by Munithe EXT:

Anyway, I'm gonna delete my posts cause I can see how upset you are getting. Sorry I hurt your feelings OP.

Np, I hope you can move past it and get on with your life.

[xAlphaStarOmegax]

At the end of the day, I am cool with it because I have the classics to watch if I feel like it. Thankfully, I mostly stick to conspiracy theory-type documentaries and the like.

[Volfogg]

People still watch TV and movies for entertainment? Never could find a valid reason to do that.

[Holografix]

Originally posted by steven1mac:

Originally posted by Holografix:

so you're saying only non-whites win at the Oscars? That's false and kinda racist.

They changed the standard to qualify for best picture a year or two ago. There is nothing racist pointing that out, unless you choose to be offended.

your phrasing is racist. how you wrote it. you're trying to make the point that "diversity" (which is corporate code for non-white) = oscar win. that reduction is racist, especially in the face of the history of best picture winners.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Originally posted by Holografix:

Originally posted by steven1mac:

They changed the standard to qualify for best picture a year or two ago. There is nothing racist pointing that out, unless you choose to be offended.

your phrasing is racist. how you wrote it.

I don't think anything he said was racist, and I'm as black as they come.

[Holografix]

Originally posted by Sarge demands death by Snu Snu:

Originally posted by Holografix:

your phrasing is racist. how you wrote it.

I don't think anything he said was racist, and I'm as black as they come.

read the rest of my post.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Originally posted by Munithe EXT:

It's good that Disney are preparing them for the society they will be growing up into. If you were a parent, you would understand why it is important they have the skills you weren't offered when you were their age.

Such as? What are they preparing the kids for? I thought you were leaving?

[Ganger]

Didn't disney not come out and say it was fake. Because if this is the direction they are heading with this movie then it will be a massive flop on the big screen.

Any live action movie of Snow White and the seven dwarfs should contend seven male dwarf's (little people). Simple, doesn't matter what colour these dwarf's are but they really need to be male dwarf's. Think of the 1981 movie 'The time bandits'.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Originally posted by Munithe EXT:

Originally posted by Sarge demands death by Snu Snu:

Such as? What are they preparing the kids for? I thought you were leaving?

A multicultural society with a variety of races, genders and religions.

Anyone who steps outside of the house can see that, how is Disney doing any of that? By teaching us everyone can be midgets?

Even a 8 year old can tell you anyone can be anything. Even a black albino gay trans midget.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Originally posted by Ganger:

Didn't disney not come out and say it was fake. Because if this is the direction they are heading with this movie then it will be a massive flop on the big screen.

Any live action movie of Snow White and the seven dwarfs should contend seven male dwarf's (little people). Simple, doesn't matter what colour these dwarf's are but they really need to be male dwarf's. Think of the 1981 movie 'The time bandits'.

I'm also ok with them being whatever race, but it call it snow white and the seven dwarves and have one be literally a 7 foot tall dude, I just can't.

One of em is a normal blond swedish looking dude too, if they were trying to make a comedy they'd be winning so hard.

[MoonC A T]

Disney always takes the safe path. That's why Star Wars is so bad.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Originally posted by Munithe EXT:

Originally posted by Sarge demands death by Snu Snu:

Anyone who steps outside of the house can see that, how is Disney doing any of that? By teaching us everyone can be midgets?

Even a 8 year old can tell you anyone can be anything. Even a black albino gay trans midget.

Yeah, that's so great to see. Glad Disney are doing their part to end bigoted values.

I know, I'm glad you finally have some real representation <3