How to date a clown

[Ash]

I really just want to date a clown. I love their big shoes, I love how their nose honks, I love how they squirt water in your face when you are least expecting it. But there aren't many dating sites for clowns or people seeking clowns, so it is hard.

[✪Happy Dude✪]

Messaggio originale di L1qu1dator:

Messaggio originale di Lady Kaylia MoonRaven:

id say find a gf/bf and tell them ur fetish is clowns n make em rp wit u.. :easy:

What kind of lunatic would go for it, if he wasn't a clown already though? :P

hi clown lol

[Defenestration]

Just go date a person that believes their political candidate truly cares for them and would never betray their principles or voters.

[Vinz Clortho]

https://www.zippia.com/clown-jobs/demographics/

43.8% of clowns speak Spanish, so learning either that or Mandarin could increase your chances.
Also worth noting that 47% of clowns have a Bachelor's Degree and will most likely be expecting you also to have a good level of education.

[Angel]

Almost two years later... I wonder if OP ever found a clown to date

[Vince ✟]

Messaggio originale di Angel:

Almost two years later... I wonder if OP ever found a clown to date :marijaonlooker:

I didn't even notice lol

[Xero_Daxter]

You can date Clownpiece of Touhou.

[Caw Caw Caw]

There is a great short in the movie Paris Je T'aime about mimes falling in love and having a mime kid. That's close to clown relationship wisdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45YVW4mz_A

[Tonepoet]

It is too late. You have to run away from home as a child to go join the circus to meet a clown girl and grow up with her as childhood friends. Then when you are both around the age where you reach puberty, you have to start bullying her so you two grow distant over the course of five or so years. After you both become adults, dwindling attendence starts to cut into the circus’s revenue, so you get laid off from your job as a chicken head guzzling geek and start working in a diner.

The clown girl, whose name is Shirley and has a matching attitude towards you to match comes to you and begs for help. Turns out the loan shark who the circus went to for help was sabotaging its success all along, so he would have an excuse to take possession of it and shut it down, putting all of the other clowns who raised the both of you out of a job.

She has a plan to expose his deceitful ways while rekindling the town’s love of the excitement only a circus can provide, but she needs help from somebody on the outside and you’re the only one she can turn to for help. After executing the plan, and saving the circus, it is very important that you realize the reason you started bullying Shirley is because you were subconsciously repressing a crush on her and didn’t know how to deal with the emotions other than by pushing her away, out of your life.

Then when it came time for you to decide to seek life advice on the steam forums for whatever reason, you must make a post detailing all of your regrets about how you mistreated Shirley, and it neeeds to be funny enough to earn no less 50 jesters. If you do fail to achieve this step, it turns out Shirley was harboring some resentment for the way you mistreated her all of those years back, and enacts a revenge plot on you with a very twisted sense of humor attached to it.

If you succeed in making the post, then it turns out she visits the steam forums too, starts to feel pity for you and has second thoughts, and wanted to date a guy who was funny enough to even make her laugh. One that was around her age anyway. So she runs off from the circus just as they are getting ready to leave town without you, and you two end up eloping together.

The resulting baby ends up looking like Mime Jr. somehow. (No, she’s not a pokemon if that’s what you’re thinking.)

At least, that’s what the dating simulator tells me.

Either fortunately or unfortunately, you’re not on that route and it’s too late to go back to raise the relevant flags for clowngirl path. You’re on the fast track to the Date Gaben path. On the bright side, you'll be the envy of the forums, but no clown girl.

[JobeGardener]

Someone's trying to get some badonkadonk from a fooligan.

[Zero, Dark Knight]

OP knows clown stuff is just make up and costume kit right? they're normal people underneath.
but it'd be kinda scary to date a clown. as for "how". well - they just need a job as one!

[DoomsDay]

you find someone you can easily manipulate.and make him a clown,that is how.

[GunsForBucks]

Join the Mummers.

[TWPanda77]

After a quick google search it would seem that there is a website called clowndating :o

[DoomsDay]

not that anybody needs to know the tutorial to date me,i want to give some woman my undivided attention.problem is my attention hurts people badly.

[Good Night Owl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKI5tdmA2tk