How to date a clown

[Ash]

I really just want to date a clown. I love their big shoes, I love how their nose honks, I love how they squirt water in your face when you are least expecting it. But there aren't many dating sites for clowns or people seeking clowns, so it is hard.

[Von-Reaper]

clownmeet its a good site where i met my EX

[Magma Dragoon]

wait for the circus to come to town, then go bar hopping every night

[Ramonkey]

Originally posted by 🎀𝒜𝓈𝒽𝑒🎀:

But there aren't many dating sites for clowns or people seeking clowns, so it is hard.

There’s Tinder though

[Χάρης]

that squirt part got me thinking ...

[✪Happy Dude✪]

you just wanna play with the clowns honker LMAO i know how you women work

[✪Happy Dude✪]

Originally posted by mad scientist:

you just wanna play with the clowns honker LMAO i know how you women work

OH AND BTW IM A PART TIME CLOWN and i aint intrested

[Χάρης]

I think OP is trying to get the Jester award. Am I right?

[Kaylia MoonRaven]

id say find a gf/bf and tell them ur fetish is clowns n make em rp wit u..

[Naedmi]

If you can find out how to date a regular on Reddit or Twitter. Go for it.

I mean of them all I'd give Twitter a 10/10 on clown-o-meter because they post trigger warnings for food pictures.

[Axe]

Men aren't complicated... All you have to do is find one and bob's your uncle. Let nature talk.

[✪Happy Dude✪]

Originally posted by 🎀𝒜𝓈𝒽𝑒🎀:

I really am a clown

[trousers]

have you tried just having a date first and slowly converting them into a clown

[L1qu1dator]

Originally posted by Lady Kaylia MoonRaven:

id say find a gf/bf and tell them ur fetish is clowns n make em rp wit u.. :easy:

What kind of lunatic would go for it, if he wasn't a clown already though? :P

[Kaylia MoonRaven]

Originally posted by L1qu1dator:

Originally posted by Lady Kaylia MoonRaven:

id say find a gf/bf and tell them ur fetish is clowns n make em rp wit u..

What kind of lunatic would go for it, if he wasn't a clown already though? :P

oh ud be surprised what ppl will do.. take a look around the innerwebz.. this is for all genders..

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