You're the director of a terrible video game movie.

[Chaosolous]

Pick a videogame. Now it's being made into a movie.

Who're you (poorly) casting for the staring role?

Bad answers only.

[Ɛ: ʎɥɔʇɐԀ]

Rumpelcrutchskin a écrit :

Minecraft movie... oh wait.

DID I HEAR THE MINECRAFT MOVIE???

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!

[Hobbit XIII]

ガスト セフィロス a écrit :

Final Fantasy VIII
Squall Leonhart - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Edit: Pretty much any RPG outta japan with Arnold Schwarzenegger as the lead would be amusing.

^^ wins

[Psycho]

Game: Grabbed by the Ghoulies

Cooper would be played by Iain Armitage, Amber would be played by Julia Butters, Baron von Ghoul would be played by Bill Skarsgard

[Birds]

the guy that killed the sacred turtle is the star.

we put his head in a hydraulic press and smash it.

we aggressively distribute the footage as guerilla marketing for our manhunt series, which is much tamer.

[Person]

Osu, ‘cause if we wanna make a bad movie, let’s pick a game that really doesn’t need one.

Jason Statham plays a dad of a kid who loves osu and gets sucked into the game. Jesse Eisenberg’ll be some guy who loves osu and teaches him how to play. And I guess Tom Holland will play the son who tries to help them get out.

It’ll be absolute cinema!

[BunniBealla]

Terry Cruz as Juliet Starling in Lollipop Chainsaw uwu

[Person]

Lime a écrit :

Purrson a écrit :

Osu, ‘cause if we wanna make a bad movie, let’s pick a game that really doesn’t need one.

Jason Statham plays a dad of a kid who loves osu and gets sucked into the game. Jesse Eisenberg’ll be some guy who loves osu and teaches him how to play. And I guess Tom Holland will play the son who tries to help them get out.

It’ll be absolute cinema!

mrekk is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and peppy is the evil overlord who turns out to be a good guy

genius ideas! I’ll hire you to screenwrite this when I do make this movie.

[PurpleCreativeValiant]

Movie – Bloody Good Time

Main cast so far:
The Goth – DOOMGIRL69
The Bunny Girl – BunniBealla
The Showgirl – Lilim
The Beach Babe - hCerisu ❤(she begged me to let her in, said she’s a mermaid so she totally belongs on a beach, and promised to dye her hair to match the look)

Casting still in progress for the following roles:
The Surfer
The Clown
The Gambler
The Stoner

[skOsH♥]

Turok, with The Rock

He likes being in movies with jungles...if there's a jungle in a movie he wants to be in that movie

He'll also do Donkey Kong

[Birds]

< blank > a écrit :

baldurs gate movie with dua lipa songs in the trailer with karla sophie gascon as the main character gal gadot as karlach michael b jordan as will kevin heart as asterion

i take it the gith is the antagonist here, and rips several lines right out of demon stone.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Lara Croft: The Retirement, starring Helen Mirren.

[LeftIsBest-James]

Rumpelcrutchskin a écrit :

Minecraft movie... oh wait.

zero points - only creativity counts

1. TheWitcher - Tommy Wiseau
   
2. Most male characters are caucasian - but Kevin Hart .. maybe Yasuke?

[replika]

PurpleCreativeValiant a écrit :

Movie – Bloody Good Time

Main cast so far:
The Goth – DOOMGIRL69
The Bunny Girl – BunniBealla
The Showgirl – Lilim
The Beach Babe - hCerisu ❤(she begged me to let her in, said she’s a mermaid so she totally belongs on a beach, and promised to dye her hair to match the look)

Casting still in progress for the following roles:
The Surfer
The Clown
The Gambler
The Stoner

I’m the stoner!

[replika]

Chaosolous a écrit :

replika a écrit :

tom cruise starring role, it’s a movie about slenderman: the 8 pages

I just have this vision of Tom Cruise running at full sprint through a dark forest snatching pages off trees.

slenderman is krist novoselic from nirvana.

[Maximus10113X]

Rumpelcrutchskin a écrit :

Minecraft movie... oh wait.

I… AM STEVE.