How to eat cereal the right way.

[Fishie]

Step 1. Buy a cereal straw
Step 2. Get a boul or cup
Step 3. Pour cereal into bowl or cup
Step 4. Pour milk
Step 5. Pour cereal
Step 6. Throw the cereal out and drink that fine milk

Step 7. If you didn't know what cereal straws are that is why you see people drinking the bowl like a true viking because they don't have cereal straws.

Now you know why every man doesn't shave their beard but only shaves the mustache because the mustache gets in the way of enjoying that fine cereal milk.

Now you know why Abe Lincoln didn't have a mustache.

Yep we be crazy for cereal

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How can you drink any milk if all you put in the bowl so far is the cereal? You would be eating dry cereal.

[Kamiyé]

Publicado originalmente por SnakeFist:

How can you drink any milk if all you put in the bowl so far is the cereal?

Maybe he hates soggy cereal so much that he just chugs milk after he eats dry Cheerios

[Fishie]

Publicado originalmente por SnakeFist:

How can you drink any milk if all you put in the bowl so far is the cereal?

Pouring milk is implied because you pour both at the same time.

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Publicado originalmente por Wolf:

Publicado originalmente por SnakeFist:

How can you drink any milk if all you put in the bowl so far is the cereal?

Pouring milk is implied because you pour both at the same time.

I never seen anyone pour the cereal and milk at the same time. It's always cereal then the milk. Doing at the same time will make a mess.

[kilésengati]

What kind of sissy do you have to be to use a "cereal straw"?! Drink your milk like a true viking, dammit!

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

If the cereal doesn't catch on fire the second you pour milk into it are you really truly eating cereal the correct way?

[76561198356019466]

If it's not Cocoa Pebbles I'm not drinking the milk.

[Downtown DK Company ✅]

I pour the the milk first, then the cereal

[Crazy Tiger]

What's a cereal straw? I don't think we have that here.

And nobody in their right mind pours cereal and milk at the same time.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Instructions unclear, my shoes are full of milk.

[Kamiyé]

Publicado originalmente por ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

Instructions unclear, my shoes are full of milk.

This works, every concave recess is a bowl

[Fishie]

Publicado originalmente por SnakeFist:

Publicado originalmente por Wolf:

Pouring milk is implied because you pour both at the same time.

I never seen anyone pour the cereal and milk at the same time. It's always cereal then the milk. Doing at the same time will make a mess.

Because they forgotten the true way on how to pour cereal.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Publicado originalmente por Autamor:

Publicado originalmente por ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

Instructions unclear, my shoes are full of milk.

This works, every concave recess is a bowl

It's leaking through the fabric and the laces are acting like wicks.

[Fishie]

Publicado originalmente por Crazy Tiger:

What's a cereal straw? I don't think we have that here.

And nobody in their right mind pours cereal and milk at the same time.

Look up cereal straws on Google, you could buy them there. A cereal straw is where you get that fine milk out of the bowel and eat the cereal then eat the straw

[WaveRider]

I eat my cereal dry. Or with yoghurt.