how often do you soil yourself?

[I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY]

be honest

[HermitTheToad]

I dump a bag of potting soil on myself every night when I sleep.

[pants]

I rarely make a mess while gardening

[volusat]

theres poop particles in your farts, everytime you fart you soil yourself

[Nülliflower]

less often than i foil myself but definitely more often than i boil myself

[Xero_Daxter]

It’s all fun and games until that silent fart betrays you.

[Electric Cupcake]

Only very wet farts after having miso soup.

Or lots of hard cider after sauerkraut.

[Steve]

Only when I eat a curry.

[Lemur]

I love the soil; it's good for growing food.

[☮ne✟rue𝓢ax☯n]

I'm soiling myself as I type this..... If it's good enough for the US President, it's good enough for me! 💩

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vgq1vQJKpcY

[Caldari Ghost]

it's easier to just soil myself than it is to stop whatever I'm doing and go to the bathroom.

[Lime]

Originally posted by Comfortable_East:

Every milliseconds. I'm constantly leaking.
Someone patch up this hole in my heart. 😩
*Dies of cringe*

my life but 8000 times less than my actual life

[Krypto]

They see me leakin'
They runnin'
I guess I'm just too white and soily

[Zilkenian Davenport]

I don't have a garden, and I'm every plant's worst nightmare.

Any plant I've tried to take care of has died on me.

Pets tend to live longer than usual tho.

[Krypto]

Originally posted by Zilkenian Davenport:

I don't have a garden, and I'm every plant's worst nightmare.

Any plant I've tried to take care of has died on me.

Pets tend to live longer than usual tho.

Helps if you don't start tribal dancing ON the plants.

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Originally posted by Krypto:

Originally posted by Zilkenian Davenport:

I don't have a garden, and I'm every plant's worst nightmare.

Any plant I've tried to take care of has died on me.

Pets tend to live longer than usual tho.

Helps if you don't start tribal dancing ON the plants.

Like I said, pets live longer than usual with me, and that includes bugs.